Shlyn
@shlynhorsestuff.bsky.social
5ft adult pony rider
Miss Milk Lady, little stinky pony gorl
Bristol, 15 y/o but mind and body of an old lady, hence her being ‘old lady’- n/pssm1, saddlebred thing
Pop clicky stuffs too
Miss Milk Lady, little stinky pony gorl
Bristol, 15 y/o but mind and body of an old lady, hence her being ‘old lady’- n/pssm1, saddlebred thing
Pop clicky stuffs too
Imma try to make my own riding skirt bc it’s cold af here, we will see how this goes😂
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Imma try to make my own riding skirt bc it’s cold af here, we will see how this goes😂
Milk is the definition of has potential, but needs direction
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Milk is the definition of has potential, but needs direction
It’s crazing going from milk who is the worlds most wiggly noodle under saddle to big old lady Bristol who’s built like a brick with no coordination
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s crazing going from milk who is the worlds most wiggly noodle under saddle to big old lady Bristol who’s built like a brick with no coordination
Any good horsey Black Friday sales yet?
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Any good horsey Black Friday sales yet?
This this trend of brands making fake apologies about how good their stuff is
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This this trend of brands making fake apologies about how good their stuff is
Pony is clipped, it was windy, there is hair in my eyes and nose
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Pony is clipped, it was windy, there is hair in my eyes and nose
Guys, look at perfect Milk popping over 2’9-2’6 no problem
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Guys, look at perfect Milk popping over 2’9-2’6 no problem
I got a hate comment on TikTok, someone said, “your to big for that horse☠️” I said, “good thing it’s a pony☠️” also this shouldn’t matter, but I literally said in my caption that I’m wearing 3 layers and a puffy vest
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I got a hate comment on TikTok, someone said, “your to big for that horse☠️” I said, “good thing it’s a pony☠️” also this shouldn’t matter, but I literally said in my caption that I’m wearing 3 layers and a puffy vest
I may be lazy but when you guys give omeprazole, so you actually wait before and after meals? Like when my horses get hay nearly 24/7 it’s hard to pull them out for an hour for their stomachs to be more empty
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I may be lazy but when you guys give omeprazole, so you actually wait before and after meals? Like when my horses get hay nearly 24/7 it’s hard to pull them out for an hour for their stomachs to be more empty
Guys a great opportunity came up to potentially become a trainer with a top pony trainer in my area, and it would pay more then my current job working for the county, I’m really hoping it works out but I’d have to move me and Milk. And I have another interview the same week for a super big company
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Guys a great opportunity came up to potentially become a trainer with a top pony trainer in my area, and it would pay more then my current job working for the county, I’m really hoping it works out but I’d have to move me and Milk. And I have another interview the same week for a super big company
My horses are fat and I don’t like it 😭
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My horses are fat and I don’t like it 😭
We just got out of fly sheets and now right into blanket season for Bristol, there was literally only a few week break in between and tbh, the flys where still out the other day 😭
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We just got out of fly sheets and now right into blanket season for Bristol, there was literally only a few week break in between and tbh, the flys where still out the other day 😭
I’m watching the Maryland 5* and they show slowmo of the tests, why does it look like we are 4 beating in out canters? It’s hind, diagonal front, then diagonal hind then front foot
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m watching the Maryland 5* and they show slowmo of the tests, why does it look like we are 4 beating in out canters? It’s hind, diagonal front, then diagonal hind then front foot
I had the most disappointing try on at the tack shop the other day. I found nearly brand new pipers with the suede seat and so comfy, but they were low rise 😭 and they were only $15, so the disappointment was huge
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I had the most disappointing try on at the tack shop the other day. I found nearly brand new pipers with the suede seat and so comfy, but they were low rise 😭 and they were only $15, so the disappointment was huge
People may ask me, “Shlyn, how do you train your horses?” And the answer to that would be, by using only good vibes.
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
People may ask me, “Shlyn, how do you train your horses?” And the answer to that would be, by using only good vibes.
I’d love to sell Milks scoot boots that are too big for her, however one has been lost to the place that all lost things go😭 and I wouldn’t be surprised if a foxed played with it and move it. They’ve already done that with one shoe and a fly boot
October 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’d love to sell Milks scoot boots that are too big for her, however one has been lost to the place that all lost things go😭 and I wouldn’t be surprised if a foxed played with it and move it. They’ve already done that with one shoe and a fly boot
Okay so I got my sewing machine and finally fixed the hole in my breeches. But now I need sewing ideas!
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Okay so I got my sewing machine and finally fixed the hole in my breeches. But now I need sewing ideas!
How do people not just regularly ride their horses bridleless? Like both mine know how to do it quite well. At this point it seems like a basic skill to me lmao
October 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How do people not just regularly ride their horses bridleless? Like both mine know how to do it quite well. At this point it seems like a basic skill to me lmao
CAN MILKS DAMN HOCKS FUSE ALREADY
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
CAN MILKS DAMN HOCKS FUSE ALREADY
Some times I go into a spiral about being too big for my pony, and then I look back on pics and I’m like, no I think it’s fine 😂
October 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Some times I go into a spiral about being too big for my pony, and then I look back on pics and I’m like, no I think it’s fine 😂
Does anyone on here sew? I need recommendations on beginner not super expensive machines, and possibly ones that could maybe do denim
September 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Does anyone on here sew? I need recommendations on beginner not super expensive machines, and possibly ones that could maybe do denim
We got 3rd out of like 15! We finished on our dressage score and was the fastest time in our group even with taking it slow at the water and jump after
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We got 3rd out of like 15! We finished on our dressage score and was the fastest time in our group even with taking it slow at the water and jump after
It’s gonna be 81° when I ride Xc later today 😭 why it’s literally almost October
September 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s gonna be 81° when I ride Xc later today 😭 why it’s literally almost October
Woohoo! We got a 33.7 in dressage and went double clear in stadium, on to XC tomorrow! Currently tied for 5th, please send Milk and I all the confidence and good vibes!
September 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Woohoo! We got a 33.7 in dressage and went double clear in stadium, on to XC tomorrow! Currently tied for 5th, please send Milk and I all the confidence and good vibes!
I’m not yet fully shitting my pants about this horse trial on Friday and Saturday, however I do feel like throwing up writing this lmao, we will see if that’s a good sign or not
September 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m not yet fully shitting my pants about this horse trial on Friday and Saturday, however I do feel like throwing up writing this lmao, we will see if that’s a good sign or not