shkellie.bsky.social
@shkellie.bsky.social
deepest darkest thoughts of a terribly silly person
i lost interest in frieren when I watched half a season of the most saccharine shit i'd ever seen and then they revealed "she hides her power level"

fuck off with that shit, i've been watching anime longer than youve been alive if you think that's cool
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i will become worthy of the weird girl of my dreams
it is my only path to happiness
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
sometimes im about to put some money down on a pervy gacha game and then i remever i could just spend that money on a an actual pervy artist and improve my chances of getting something i like
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
*flirts with a lady on tinder*

*gets a positive response*

Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
you put me on list? king ding dong?! king ding dong on list?!? that's it, you go on list now
i am a serious person
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i just think women are fucking incredible and i'll never be happy until one is glad to have me around even though im a total dumbass
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I swipe left until I find a lady I actually like and then close the app.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
its honestly a little embarrassing how much of the current work on myself is done so that i may one day have a lady in my life i can truly adore and cherish
really not willing to accept less than that
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
imma stop vaping so much weed
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year

except for like
fun and stuff on occasion

posting here to solidify it
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*looking up a pervy anime to watch*

internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts

me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly

internet: this one has office girls in short skirts

me: hello!
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i need a lady who will be a little bit mean to me

only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i need a girlfriend so i can stop falling in love with every woman i see
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
grown adults who haven't had a job in their god damned life certainly have a lot of strong opinions about people who work super hard every day to make the only form of entertainment that distracts them from their miserable existence
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i know i'm straight because whenever i see a handsome man i'm like "hmm, yes, very nice" but whenever i see a pretty lady i'm like "good golly miss molly!"
September 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
- i never do anything and i feel bad about that
then do something about it?
- how dare you
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
GET BETTER CULTURE YOU FUCKJS
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if you think video games are art but have never set foot in an actual art gallery i could unerstand why you think the last of us is good
August 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i know people say you're a bisexual even if you're attracted to non-binary folks, but i;'m not sure i count because all non-binary folks i've been attracted to lean way more feminine
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
my new moderation list is already making people who put people on moderation lists mad
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
*matching with the same pretty lady for the third time on hinge*

okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
August 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
you all will never convince me to watch danananadan

you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer

you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i'm handsome and a good lay, you'd think on top of being very nice i'd be in high demand
but alas, too weird
July 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i need someone who is weird and hot like me

not the same type of weird and hot
just weird and hot
July 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
it's so annoying that i have a type and their type is not me
July 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
sometimes on main I follow an account because they posted a good thing or two put then unfollow them after i become aware that they also post their fetish stuff on there

look if i can keep my weirdo loser gooner tendencies off main you can not show me your bondage stuff
July 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM