ShitProductKing
@shitproductking.bsky.social
SHIT PRODUCT KING BY RANKZILLA ENTERS THE BATTLEGROUND
To: Everyone who's sick of being lied to
Subject: I sell you the bullshit that others package as success
WHO THE FUCK I AM AND WHY I'M TELLING THE TRUTH
To: Everyone who's sick of being lied to
Subject: I sell you the bullshit that others package as success
WHO THE FUCK I AM AND WHY I'M TELLING THE TRUTH
He sold 10,000 glowing butt plugs and made $1M in 3 days.
Then got raided by the FDA on Twitch.
Used the raid to sell $47 hazmat stickers—made another million.
Then raised $8.2M for NFTs shaped like MS Paint eggs.
All of it’s in a $7.50 PDF.
Then got raided by the FDA on Twitch.
Used the raid to sell $47 hazmat stickers—made another million.
Then raised $8.2M for NFTs shaped like MS Paint eggs.
All of it’s in a $7.50 PDF.
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
He sold 10,000 glowing butt plugs and made $1M in 3 days.
Then got raided by the FDA on Twitch.
Used the raid to sell $47 hazmat stickers—made another million.
Then raised $8.2M for NFTs shaped like MS Paint eggs.
All of it’s in a $7.50 PDF.
Then got raided by the FDA on Twitch.
Used the raid to sell $47 hazmat stickers—made another million.
Then raised $8.2M for NFTs shaped like MS Paint eggs.
All of it’s in a $7.50 PDF.
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual federal crimes, radioactive incidents, or dragons named Rankzilla is purely coincidental. Please don't import radioactive materials. The FBI doesn't actually think it's funny. Neither does FedEx. Or my mom.
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual federal crimes, radioactive incidents, or dragons named Rankzilla is purely coincidental. Please don't import radioactive materials. The FBI doesn't actually think it's funny. Neither does FedEx. Or my mom.