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If anyone is writing a really niche poem about a canine services business carrying out their trade with carefree abandon, then “devil may care” rhymes nicely with “doggy day care”.

Ok, it’s a pisser that the word “care” is used twice, but to be fair you’re getting this for free.
January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“The attempt on my life has left me scarred…but my resolve has never been stronger!!”

Did we just watch the inauguration of Emperor Trumpatine?!

#WithThunderousApplause
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nice try Baron Trump but you’re still no Gary Barlow’s son
January 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Is everyone else crying and doing unconvincing Welsh accents right now?
December 25, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Is anyone else getting approximately 1 million emails per minute from the DCS??!!
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
SB currently shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ, that’s SB shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ. Thank you.
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Yes it is
Snow owl ❄️🤍🦉
November 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I heard an actual English person say “I could care less” today.

It’s happening, my friends. Brace yourselves.

#Proms
#BabyShowers
#BlackFriday
November 24, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I noticed today that Nicotinell are now making a product to help people stop vaping.

Good luck to anyone trying to stop trying to stop smoking. Maybe just buy some cigs?
November 23, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I didn’t understand the concept of a breakout room until I came to Blue Sky.

More cake anyone? Cup of tea?
November 20, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Hope everyone is having as much fun as I am, trying to remember all my passwords having removed cookies so I can get on DCS!

(Luckily, this does not affect the local takeaway market. I have all their numbers burned into my brain.)
November 20, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Ok this is not, as the youth of today say, a fitness page. And these things may be bollocks. But hey, 56 to 47 in 2 months. I’ll take that! Getting there…
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I’m at the gym. Done 3 circuits. It’s a decent sized car park to be fair. Still no spaces though. Fuck it, I’m going for a pizza.
November 19, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Top 3 foods I can make:

3. Beans on toast
2. Scrambled egg on toast
1. Beans and scrambled egg on toast

- SB (age 46)
November 19, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Ok so now that we’re all moving to Bluesky, are we back in the EU or something? Or does that come later?
November 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Ok fellow lovers of DCS. Anyone want to tell me how to get rid of cookies for that site without deleting my entire history, computer, house, life etc?
November 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I was wondering what my first actual Blue Sky post would be. Not that one about setting up an account. That’s nothing. Doesn’t count. I wanted this one to matter.

And so, here I am. Followed by the ruddy CBA! I have truly arrived!
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I did do a Blue Sky.

If you have found me, say hi!
November 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM