Shirley
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My mother just admitted that at one of my elementary school fundraisers (that okay sure was called “college days” where the event was playing beer pong) her and my best friends mom went around and asked all the (rich lawyer) parents “what was the hardest drug you did in college”
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My mother just admitted that at one of my elementary school fundraisers (that okay sure was called “college days” where the event was playing beer pong) her and my best friends mom went around and asked all the (rich lawyer) parents “what was the hardest drug you did in college”
Can’t wait to get back to Ann Arbor and get jerk pit #goingthroughwithdrawls
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Can’t wait to get back to Ann Arbor and get jerk pit #goingthroughwithdrawls
Sometimes I look at a photo of myself and go yeah that’s an Irish girl (my eyes are sunken, I have massive dark circles, my skin is white as paper) #itsgivingfamine
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sometimes I look at a photo of myself and go yeah that’s an Irish girl (my eyes are sunken, I have massive dark circles, my skin is white as paper) #itsgivingfamine
No worse feeling than asking chatGPT for a paper to use as comparison in your paper and you just needed one good enough to bullshit align and then you see your professor is one of the authors so no shot you can bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
No worse feeling than asking chatGPT for a paper to use as comparison in your paper and you just needed one good enough to bullshit align and then you see your professor is one of the authors so no shot you can bullshit
Thank god for the new Sam fender at the end of the week cause that’s the only thing getting me through the week
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thank god for the new Sam fender at the end of the week cause that’s the only thing getting me through the week
All I want is to make some chicken nuggets in the air fryer #ripmylove
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
All I want is to make some chicken nuggets in the air fryer #ripmylove
Have to go back to the land of unhappiness and stress and anxiety and depression and work and misery in the morning but all will be splendid and fabulous after 13 days
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Have to go back to the land of unhappiness and stress and anxiety and depression and work and misery in the morning but all will be splendid and fabulous after 13 days
The public library over Thanksgiving is actually just the high school reunion of academic weapons
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The public library over Thanksgiving is actually just the high school reunion of academic weapons
“She’s looks… horizontal” -Linda
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“She’s looks… horizontal” -Linda
Word of the day is “discombobulated”
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Word of the day is “discombobulated”
Teared up in class thinking about the possibility of Ireland in the World Cup
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Teared up in class thinking about the possibility of Ireland in the World Cup
May have drugged myself too sleep a little too much
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
May have drugged myself too sleep a little too much
Classic Alex moment: “I can’t believe Heath Ledger died” “he was only 28… he died in 2008… but I miss him”
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Classic Alex moment: “I can’t believe Heath Ledger died” “he was only 28… he died in 2008… but I miss him”
Woke up in the night worrying about my prints at work #consumeseverymoment
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Woke up in the night worrying about my prints at work #consumeseverymoment
Allergic reaction + drunk = ideal night (how come I came home and that was the first time I found out the skin around my lips was red and blistering and my lips were the size of a sausage huh huh) (no actually I will sleep so tight I’m too drunk to realize my allergic reaction so it’s perfect)
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Allergic reaction + drunk = ideal night (how come I came home and that was the first time I found out the skin around my lips was red and blistering and my lips were the size of a sausage huh huh) (no actually I will sleep so tight I’m too drunk to realize my allergic reaction so it’s perfect)
Taking a bunch of sheltered white kids to Detroit #wishmeluck
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Taking a bunch of sheltered white kids to Detroit #wishmeluck
I miss Obama being president
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I miss Obama being president
The only reason I made it through this week is the new FATM album being on repeat
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The only reason I made it through this week is the new FATM album being on repeat
Everyday I wake up grateful that I’m not my coworker who asks chatGPT how to have a conversation
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Everyday I wake up grateful that I’m not my coworker who asks chatGPT how to have a conversation
Getting to the age where premier league players are viable options
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Getting to the age where premier league players are viable options
One of those nights where hot sauce take me out
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
One of those nights where hot sauce take me out
No one understands what I would do for a Greggs sausage roll right now
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
No one understands what I would do for a Greggs sausage roll right now
Never have I wished I had spent the $250 more than I have now #idlovetobeanasshole
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Never have I wished I had spent the $250 more than I have now #idlovetobeanasshole
My biggest fear is having a child that wants to be something lame and pathetic for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My biggest fear is having a child that wants to be something lame and pathetic for Halloween