"Commander, you don't happen to have a mission that require my *particular* skill set, do you?"

Man I need to just sit my ass down and draw some growth

Draw some fortunate guy growing into a hulking mass of muscle

With me wearing such painfully thick glasses, I wonder: am I more or less susceptible to spiral zonkings?

You know what day it is! I forgot to post last year so I HAD to whip something up real quick this time. Would a king like Bowser even do his own gardening? He might consider it more from now on.

Oooooo I love to deceive. I live to lie to others. I like being dishonest and implore slight wording in conversations. I love being evil and pulling cloth over eyes. Yes...YES!! Evil deceptions, malpractical aversions, deceit and trickery. Tis very good indeed >:}

Funniest thing about me? I cannot watch or read any media with any amount of hypnosis in it because no matter what the context is, I WILL be turned on. Hence why I can’t read the book Annihilation. Or watch Oldboy.

It’s funny, isn’t it?

Not that I really do much subbing these days, but the idea of being zonked into a 'tamed beast' is great. Fully aggressive on Master's whim, just aching to be given an order to destroy or breed the fuck out of something/someone, not a bad life at all tbh

While watching a streamer today, he read a comment that said ‘I’m waiting on you to tell me what I think.’ I think that’s the ideal hypnosub motto