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sarah 🦂
@shetheyinc.bsky.social
LA queer bored as fuck on the Oregon coast
mike white and I seem to have the same taste in lowkey iconic actresses so here are my predictions for future seasons:
-Alanna Ubach
-Rachel McAdams
-Queen Latifah
-Sandra Oh
-Evan Rachel Wood
April 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
wow this season really made us face our fear of death (not just me, right?)
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
tanya being the jesus of the white lotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the coconut milk is awwf
April 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
this is what makes us girls by lana del rey
April 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
White Lotus is really sticking the landing on the Ratliffs’ storyline
April 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
chivalry is dead and I don’t think it was ever truly living
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m low-key tired as ass
April 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i know streaming is dying because no parents have seen their little child’s favorite show “Squid Games”
March 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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team hole!
March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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adhd is so fucking embarrassing what do you mean i can’t do shit
March 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I yearn to be seen but who wants to see someone smoking a joint to ‘we like to party’ by vengaboys
March 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
water is my chaser for brisk
March 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I had The Florida Project on my nametag at Arclight, bitches!! where’s my cut of the marketing check??
March 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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After yesterday's shitshow, I completely understand why JD's mama traded him for some drugs.
March 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I loved too mexicanly and am paying the price today
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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our new James Bond is going to be Yalitza Aparicio
February 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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they should check if you have adhd before giving you a credit card
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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What's the single most perfect sound a human can hear? I think it has to be the wind rustling through the trees when there is no other noise around.
February 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It has taken me too long to realize that I don’t need to try to have friendships with people whose values don’t align with mine. The right weaponizes the words “tolerant” and “open-minded” but it doesn’t seem to be a two-way street. So, from here on out we’re being massive bitches, okay??
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
customers call me my ex-sister-in-law’s name. we look nothing alike and she hasn’t worked here for well over a year but that don’t matter in a small town
February 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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just felled in love agained and agained
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
John Cena would eat in a To Wong Foo remake
February 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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[in a post-hate society where slurs, bigotry, and hatred are a thing of the past but kids still have to learn about it in school]

9th grader raising his hand: Do you spell faggot with one “g” or two?
February 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
right now i could really go for a ‘chicken soup for the soul’
February 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM