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Shep, Esq.
@sheplord.bsky.social
⚖️Attorney
📍Houston by way of DDD, Texas
✨Here for 2012 Twitter vibes
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SOUTHSIDE DA REALIST. DRUG DEALERS, KILLERS. SHARKS AND GORILLAS, HOPE THAT YOU HEAR THIS. WHO SAID THAT WE AINT DOPE DEALING WIZARDS? CAR CHANGING COLORS LIKE CHAMELEON LIZARDS.
9. Where are you from without literally telling where you’re from?
Helloooooo?
July 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Is everyone still here or we out?
July 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I got new, beautiful bedding that brought my hotel bed dreams come true but now I’m like I gotta make this up??? I’m about to get back in it 😭
July 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Like I get the reason behind making your bed… I think. But it’s also like, what’s the reason? It’s never computed to me.
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Haven’t been here in a while? Are we still going strong? Vibes different? What’s the temperature? 👀
July 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why all our moms so short?
July 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What is with people’s obsession with sushi?
June 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A girl said I was so pretty at the gym at 6am and I’m buzzing
June 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
😂
On an island with all that money lol
Damn what happened to Sean King? I forgot about him.
June 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I thought Amanda Seales said no more Meta…
June 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Damn what happened to Sean King? I forgot about him.
June 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m sorry but every time I see Teyana Taylor all I see is her My Super Sweet 16 episode play over in my mind.
June 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hustle culture
11. What, in your view, is the biggest problem of the Western world now?
June 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jesus
9. What makes you to treat others with kindness?
June 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I hope this frustrates someone’s mind like it did mine. Happy Monday!
June 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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"Be Someone" is back—and here's the story behind how they brought it back: bit.ly/45aHUUh
June 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
More Houston street art #artsky #houston
June 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Post vacation blues 😥
June 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I wish the media would stop covering the 🍊 so much. That’s part of the reason we’re here now. Been shoving it down the public’s throats for the last decade. Making the 🍊 more and more of a “normal” part of our society. Give it a rest already!
June 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Pretty sure the Spiderman meme is my favorite meme of all time.
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is actually so deep that now my mind hurts
5. What role does memory play in shaping who we are?
May 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Family, friends, memories.
2. What makes life meaningful?
May 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
God cares about the desires of my heart.
1. What has this year taught you so far?
May 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Man I am not trying to come back to the states tomorrow. Like at all.
May 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have things pre-planned for my trip but if there’s any Cabo frequenters, what is something you must do? #cabo #travelsky
May 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM