Anyone else have to put a faucet cover on their outdoor faucet then build a chair fort around it so the dog wouldn’t eat the faucet cover again? #yellowlab #winterstorm

I haven’t gotten tired of watching all the replays, reactions, and downloads of all the layers of symbolism yet. In fact, I’m pretty happy in this rabbit hole.

What. A. Talent.

You and I may not be elite athletes, but the message still applies.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

This is my 90 pound velcro dog. I keep telling him to enjoy the snow, but he says he’s a diabetic old man with no interest in snow.

You would think that a diabetic old man would not be a bull in a china shop. In fact, he’s a partially blind bull in a china shop, which is way worse.

My daughter just showed me the table she and a friend created to determine the compatibility of potential crushes, and I think with the addition of #5, it really is a guidepost for us all:

#1- Niceness
#2- Funniness
#3- Looks
#4- Height
#5- Does he like Mac & Cheese

Or it may stay up until Candlemas…maybe spring break….depends on how the seasonal depression is going 🤣😬

I do love our large artificial tree, but I have a weakness for a real, 3 foot tall, Charlie Brown tree. It’s lovely and smells good 🥰🎄

Shopper Elves reporting for duty at Santa’s Shopping Experience with United Way! The real MVPs are the Delivery Elves that are taking the wrapped gifts to the cars in the pouring rain.

Thanks to everyone who donated to the toy drive, 400 kids are being served today 🥰

Me: prepping Thanksgiving food
Teen: (urgently) Mom, we need to go to the doughnut shop
Me: I’m a little busy
Teen: Doing what?!
Me: Are you serious
Teen: (narrows eyes) DOUGHNUTS
Me: (matches energy): NO

Her dedication to doughnuts is unparalleled. Her situational awareness could use some work

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

I couldn’t agree more