Rock Me Asmodeus
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Bravo, Survivor, Big Brother, Traitors
Really all the reality shows. Some politics. LOTS of cute animals.
NO DMs PLEASE
Bravo, Survivor, Big Brother, Traitors
Really all the reality shows. Some politics. LOTS of cute animals.
NO DMs PLEASE
I need more funny or shit posting accounts on my timeline to balance out all the political posts. Any suggestions?
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November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I need more funny or shit posting accounts on my timeline to balance out all the political posts. Any suggestions?
As a housewives fan, mad respect.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
As a housewives fan, mad respect.
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The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
My son's "I am livid" expression in the 9th made the TV broadcast. I'm a proud mama. I'll be prouder if he gets meme'd.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My son's "I am livid" expression in the 9th made the TV broadcast. I'm a proud mama. I'll be prouder if he gets meme'd.
This thread is hilarious.
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 AM
This thread is hilarious.
The amount of work this must have taken. It's brilliant.
October 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The amount of work this must have taken. It's brilliant.
This cast is stacked! I need Kara to be as awful as I remember. I'm team Kevin. #TheTraitorsCanada
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This cast is stacked! I need Kara to be as awful as I remember. I'm team Kevin. #TheTraitorsCanada
I am literally hearting every #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK post I see cause you guys are on fire tonight!
This cast is amazing. Ruth needs to be in way more stuff and Celia is my new life goal.
This cast is amazing. Ruth needs to be in way more stuff and Celia is my new life goal.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am literally hearting every #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK post I see cause you guys are on fire tonight!
This cast is amazing. Ruth needs to be in way more stuff and Celia is my new life goal.
This cast is amazing. Ruth needs to be in way more stuff and Celia is my new life goal.
I love this idea! Celebrate that you're on the right side of history. Your children will appreciate that you fought for their future.
Take a picture of yourself at the No Kings rally.
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love this idea! Celebrate that you're on the right side of history. Your children will appreciate that you fought for their future.
Pritzker/Ossoff would be a great ticket for 2028. If MAGA doesn't cancel the election, I mean.
October 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Pritzker/Ossoff would be a great ticket for 2028. If MAGA doesn't cancel the election, I mean.
I'm concerned about the quality of men in the general Denver area. #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind9
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October 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm concerned about the quality of men in the general Denver area. #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind9
Mary always has the best stories. I can't even. #RHOSLC
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October 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Mary always has the best stories. I can't even. #RHOSLC
Canadians need to be watching the US closely and seeing what works and what doesn't work, because if rich people and Maple MAGA have their way, it will happen here and we need to be prepared.
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October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Canadians need to be watching the US closely and seeing what works and what doesn't work, because if rich people and Maple MAGA have their way, it will happen here and we need to be prepared.
So a member of the South American Antifa Organization won the Nobel Peace Prize?
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October 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So a member of the South American Antifa Organization won the Nobel Peace Prize?
If Trump manages to declare martial law, it won't matter what's in the Epstein files.
October 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If Trump manages to declare martial law, it won't matter what's in the Epstein files.
It's not violence if protesters call ICE officers "needle dick" from a distance. Laugh at them. Mock them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's not violence if protesters call ICE officers "needle dick" from a distance. Laugh at them. Mock them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sometimes I wonder if Tom Sandoval still likes to take shrooms and watch Love Island. #LoveIslandUSA #LoveIslandGames
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Tom Sandoval still likes to take shrooms and watch Love Island. #LoveIslandUSA #LoveIslandGames
Someone wake me up for the episode where Johnny and Tyrique get some karma. I can't watch these smug assholes anymore.
Nicola, you were too good for this game. I'm stanning. #LoveIslandGames
Nicola, you were too good for this game. I'm stanning. #LoveIslandGames
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Someone wake me up for the episode where Johnny and Tyrique get some karma. I can't watch these smug assholes anymore.
Nicola, you were too good for this game. I'm stanning. #LoveIslandGames
Nicola, you were too good for this game. I'm stanning. #LoveIslandGames
I love my new name because it makes me randomly sing several times a day and in this world, it helps.
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October 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I love my new name because it makes me randomly sing several times a day and in this world, it helps.
Working really hard to heart all my bloomfs posts on this last day of the season. Thanks for letting me be part of your community. #BB27
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September 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Working really hard to heart all my bloomfs posts on this last day of the season. Thanks for letting me be part of your community. #BB27
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A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.
September 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.
So happy with the winner of #ProjectRunway !
I hope they stop the cliff hanger endings. Each episode should end with someone being auf'd.
Also, give them a few months to create a bigger collection. Imagine what we could have seen from these 3.
Also yay for Heidi, I missed you so much!
I hope they stop the cliff hanger endings. Each episode should end with someone being auf'd.
Also, give them a few months to create a bigger collection. Imagine what we could have seen from these 3.
Also yay for Heidi, I missed you so much!
September 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So happy with the winner of #ProjectRunway !
I hope they stop the cliff hanger endings. Each episode should end with someone being auf'd.
Also, give them a few months to create a bigger collection. Imagine what we could have seen from these 3.
Also yay for Heidi, I missed you so much!
I hope they stop the cliff hanger endings. Each episode should end with someone being auf'd.
Also, give them a few months to create a bigger collection. Imagine what we could have seen from these 3.
Also yay for Heidi, I missed you so much!