My mom said she wouldn't watch The Muppets Christmas Carol, so I bullied her and now she's gonna watch it. So sometimes bullying is the correct thing to do.

I've been up every 2 hours throughout the night to go outside in the cold and rain with my dog on account of her raging diarrhea. So I won't actually be taking any criticism about the validity of being a mom to a dog compared to a human, thank you.

A new void to shout into ✨