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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!!
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December 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!!
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If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow. Life is about balance. Make sure you do what you can to balance.
December 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow. Life is about balance. Make sure you do what you can to balance.
I mean…I guess pride and paychecks or whatever 🙄, but why are the Cowboys tryna win?
Don’t get me wrong I’m fine with them getting a worse pick, for Jerry to likely fuck up, but for why?
Don’t get me wrong I’m fine with them getting a worse pick, for Jerry to likely fuck up, but for why?
December 23, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I mean…I guess pride and paychecks or whatever 🙄, but why are the Cowboys tryna win?
Don’t get me wrong I’m fine with them getting a worse pick, for Jerry to likely fuck up, but for why?
Don’t get me wrong I’m fine with them getting a worse pick, for Jerry to likely fuck up, but for why?
The way I had the speakers spaced out in my bedroom!! We old 🥹
December 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
The way I had the speakers spaced out in my bedroom!! We old 🥹
I’m in a good ass mood 😌
The Commanders have 10 wins. I made a fantasy championship. The work laptop is closed tightly until probably 12/30 and then again to start the new year…
So I’m bout to get under the influence and play The Sims.
The Commanders have 10 wins. I made a fantasy championship. The work laptop is closed tightly until probably 12/30 and then again to start the new year…
So I’m bout to get under the influence and play The Sims.
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December 23, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I’m in a good ass mood 😌
The Commanders have 10 wins. I made a fantasy championship. The work laptop is closed tightly until probably 12/30 and then again to start the new year…
So I’m bout to get under the influence and play The Sims.
The Commanders have 10 wins. I made a fantasy championship. The work laptop is closed tightly until probably 12/30 and then again to start the new year…
So I’m bout to get under the influence and play The Sims.
I was doing alright-ish over here and then fell off 🤭🤭
Let me try to get in rhythm
Let me try to get in rhythm
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I was doing alright-ish over here and then fell off 🤭🤭
Let me try to get in rhythm
Let me try to get in rhythm
Russ bout to have her pregnant again before the divisional round of the playoffs.
And he won’t be wrong!
And he won’t be wrong!
December 13, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Russ bout to have her pregnant again before the divisional round of the playoffs.
And he won’t be wrong!
And he won’t be wrong!
🗣️Naked and Afraid!!
You don’t even win shit fr. All you get is to be assed out on tv, hungry, filthy, and your made up survivalist score might move by two tenths of a point!
You don’t even win shit fr. All you get is to be assed out on tv, hungry, filthy, and your made up survivalist score might move by two tenths of a point!
tv shows where white people put themselves in peril for no reason are my favorite lmao. what do you mean you decided to hike through the amazon alone without telling anybody? of course you “shouldn’t be alive” you moron 😭😭
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
🗣️Naked and Afraid!!
You don’t even win shit fr. All you get is to be assed out on tv, hungry, filthy, and your made up survivalist score might move by two tenths of a point!
You don’t even win shit fr. All you get is to be assed out on tv, hungry, filthy, and your made up survivalist score might move by two tenths of a point!
Hey…
Did y’all watch that Lisa Frank documentary?! My in elementary and middle school in the 90s self never saw this coming but fuck her, the unicorn she rode in on, those vibrant colors, and that Trapper Keeper!
Crazy scamming ass bitch.
Did y’all watch that Lisa Frank documentary?! My in elementary and middle school in the 90s self never saw this coming but fuck her, the unicorn she rode in on, those vibrant colors, and that Trapper Keeper!
Crazy scamming ass bitch.
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December 13, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Hey…
Did y’all watch that Lisa Frank documentary?! My in elementary and middle school in the 90s self never saw this coming but fuck her, the unicorn she rode in on, those vibrant colors, and that Trapper Keeper!
Crazy scamming ass bitch.
Did y’all watch that Lisa Frank documentary?! My in elementary and middle school in the 90s self never saw this coming but fuck her, the unicorn she rode in on, those vibrant colors, and that Trapper Keeper!
Crazy scamming ass bitch.
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Belichick after his first practice at UNC
December 11, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Belichick after his first practice at UNC
So Belichick to UNC 🥴
…does this mean Josh McDaniels and Matt Patricia finna be gainfully employed again?
…does this mean Josh McDaniels and Matt Patricia finna be gainfully employed again?
December 12, 2024 at 12:11 AM
So Belichick to UNC 🥴
…does this mean Josh McDaniels and Matt Patricia finna be gainfully employed again?
…does this mean Josh McDaniels and Matt Patricia finna be gainfully employed again?
I’m so saddened to hear of the passing of Nikki Giovanni.
I’m grateful to say I was able to be educated by her, inspired by her, and am forever thankful for how her words rallied the Hokie Nation in our most painful moments.
Thank you Nikki 🤍🕊️
I’m grateful to say I was able to be educated by her, inspired by her, and am forever thankful for how her words rallied the Hokie Nation in our most painful moments.
Thank you Nikki 🤍🕊️
December 10, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I’m so saddened to hear of the passing of Nikki Giovanni.
I’m grateful to say I was able to be educated by her, inspired by her, and am forever thankful for how her words rallied the Hokie Nation in our most painful moments.
Thank you Nikki 🤍🕊️
I’m grateful to say I was able to be educated by her, inspired by her, and am forever thankful for how her words rallied the Hokie Nation in our most painful moments.
Thank you Nikki 🤍🕊️
Aubs wasn’t going to know peace for a long long time regardless. The Super Bowl ain’t nothing but a rollout…so the tour was coming, and I won’t be shocked if there’s another project along with it.
“They SHAT on a nigga man!…what did he do to make them niggas that mad??” 😂🤣
“They SHAT on a nigga man!…what did he do to make them niggas that mad??” 😂🤣
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December 4, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Aubs wasn’t going to know peace for a long long time regardless. The Super Bowl ain’t nothing but a rollout…so the tour was coming, and I won’t be shocked if there’s another project along with it.
“They SHAT on a nigga man!…what did he do to make them niggas that mad??” 😂🤣
“They SHAT on a nigga man!…what did he do to make them niggas that mad??” 😂🤣
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Kendrick taught me that I’ve only ever mildly disliked someone.
Kendrick doing a show in his opp city on Father’s Day after calling him a terrible father. This is a true hater Olympic gold medalist 💀
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Kendrick taught me that I’ve only ever mildly disliked someone.
I might have to rearrange the apps in the folder on my phone because it’s pretty much muscle memory for me pulling up the other app…but once them apps get to shaking it never fails my nerves are about to get PLUCKED!
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December 4, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I might have to rearrange the apps in the folder on my phone because it’s pretty much muscle memory for me pulling up the other app…but once them apps get to shaking it never fails my nerves are about to get PLUCKED!
😂🤣😂🤣
I don’t want to be overly critical, but it seems like you’re wasting precious crack minutes.
December 4, 2024 at 2:35 AM
😂🤣😂🤣
23 of 25. Last 4 in a row.
The Commonwealth Cup stays home and that team goes home 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
The Commonwealth Cup stays home and that team goes home 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
Since it’s Rivalry Week I just want kick this shit off by saying:
🗣️FUCK Y’ALL, to the University of Virginia.
That’s all.
🗣️FUCK Y’ALL, to the University of Virginia.
That’s all.
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December 1, 2024 at 4:23 AM
23 of 25. Last 4 in a row.
The Commonwealth Cup stays home and that team goes home 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
The Commonwealth Cup stays home and that team goes home 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
Since it’s Rivalry Week I just want kick this shit off by saying:
🗣️FUCK Y’ALL, to the University of Virginia.
That’s all.
🗣️FUCK Y’ALL, to the University of Virginia.
That’s all.
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November 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Since it’s Rivalry Week I just want kick this shit off by saying:
🗣️FUCK Y’ALL, to the University of Virginia.
That’s all.
🗣️FUCK Y’ALL, to the University of Virginia.
That’s all.
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It’s my busy season, I’ve got to work Friday…but as for today…..
November 27, 2024 at 3:28 PM
It’s my busy season, I’ve got to work Friday…but as for today…..
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On the bird they said he’s the January 6god 😂
Drake gonna tell his fans to storm the Superdome 😂
November 27, 2024 at 12:24 AM
On the bird they said he’s the January 6god 😂
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Well, when put it that way…
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Well, when put it that way…
I can’t stand an ol CC’ing other folks in the email, reply all, tattle telling ass bitch.
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November 26, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I can’t stand an ol CC’ing other folks in the email, reply all, tattle telling ass bitch.
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
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