I can see the ops in the treeline with my weird rectangular eyes…

As a sheep I should be allowed to drink a bottle of wine and roll around on the floor of a applebee’s. It’s my god given right

This might be me. Science may tell you otherwise but that’s fake news

Someone should definitely leave me unattended with a true polymorph scroll. Please I promise I won’t use it to become a sheep I promise please just pleas

*Stealing shit from the Archmage*
Archmage: Why, out of all my magical items, would you take the wand of fireballs?
Me with the wand aimed at a mountain of uncooked hot pockets: Dinner :3
*Proceeds to blow a stadium sized hole in the mountainside by using all wand charges*

Wizards be like “watch this fireball bitch” and proceed to cast flame bolt. The wizard world is in shambles rn