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HOW TO FUNK

STEP 1, RHYTHM: FUNK REQUIRE THE RHYTHM OF ACCENTED NOTES BE CHANGING. SOMETIMES ACCENT DOWN BEAT, SOMETIMES UP BEAT, SOMETIMES OFF BEAT

STEP 2, HARMONY: FUNK REQUIRE THE HARMONY USES MIX OF RESONANT AND DISONANT INTERVALS.

DO THIS AND YOU WILL FUNK
One time as a child I started severely choking on a piece of steak. And then I swallowed it.

So that's my advice if you're ever choking, just swallow
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not going to be baited. I'm not clicking on this video
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sitting in the gym parking lot for 30 minutes literally all I want to do is replay Persona 5
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
the average reddit user have reading comprehension challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Really want someone to play through Portal 2 Co-op with (I've played through the beginning twice but people bail on me :( ...) and I want to grind for all the co-op achievements. Also I get to be Atlus (unless you really want him)
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I really hope Portal 3 gets released because Erik Wolpaw himself said he really wants to make it, and that he has a good idea for the game. Please Gaben, after Half Life 3 comes out let Erik Wolpaw cook
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
THERE'S NEW MY MECHANICS DATSUN VIDEOS THAT DIDN'T APPEAR ON MY FEED BUT I'M GOING TO BED NOW SO I CAN'T WATCH THEM RAAAAAA at least now I know what to watch while eating tomorrow
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm so excited for breakfast tomorrow
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The difference between GTA6 and Half Life 3 is that everyone knew GTA6 would happen eventually, but people gave up on Half Life 3 so long ago that now that it might actually be announced people have forgotten and I've only seen die hard Half Life fans talk about it
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I've tried playing Half Life twice, and both times I get like an hour into the game and never play it again. I feel like I should play it, especially because the story is, in a way, tied to Portal which I love, but I just don't think it's my type of game at all
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I AM VERY EXCITED TO TRY THE NEW @valvesoftware.com @steampowered.com CONTROLLER
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I really want to try the new steam controllerin certain applications. Maybe I'll learn TF2 on controller finally lol, it might be the best option for it
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I didn't know rechargeable batteries, like AAs and such were actually good now. Which drastically changes my opinions on products using things like AAs compared to internal batteries. Batteries wear out over time, and internal batteries are hard or impossible to replace
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mavs actually fired nico. Justice is real
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Bands used to just be "The Somethings" and then they changed to just be "City" and now we have Dopapod and and TAUK and Turkuaz like what happened
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD USE BAREFOOT/WIDE TOEBOX SHOES AND I WILL NOT BE MOVED ON THIS

THE SHOES YOU'VE BEEN WEARING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ARE TOO NARROW. YOUR TOES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SPLAYED OUT NOT SMASHED TOGETHER

LOOK UP BAREFOOT SHOE BRANDS AND FIND SOME FOR A REASONABLE PRICE
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
IF YOU WANT TO BUY ETHICALLY SOURCED AND HIGH QUALITY SOCKS, UNDERWEAR, COFFEE, TEA, SOAP, OR CLEANING PRODUCTS, WHERE ALL THE PROFITS GO TO CHARITY

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November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
150g greek yogurt, half a scoop of chocolate whey protein powder, 20g rolled oats, 15g peanuts, 30g blueberries, all mixed together. Had that for breakfast this morning (alongside a slice of peanut butter on toast and an asian pear) and gosh dang that was delicious I'm still thinking about it
I don't know if I've literally ever had a parfait

but I did buy some oats to add to my morning yogurt and there are also blueberries in the fridge so that would be like most of the way there
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I didn't realize epic games gives away free games every week. I probably wouldn't even use it but I'ma just start going on every week and redeeming them cause damn some of the games they give away are actually hits. And I can just use heroic games launcher on linux to play them
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm sure like 90% of my followers have me muted

which is fair
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just had date 1 ama
Date 1 tomorrow ama
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm trying to think of all the games I would be genuinely excited about if they were announced, and I feel like the list gets shorter over time. Off the top of my head I can think of TF3, Portal 3, Persona 6, and Mario & Luigi. Any other game would be conditional on if the gameplay looks interesting
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
RELEASE THE LIST
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Date 1 tomorrow ama
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just spent a couple hours researching which is better between brown rice and parboiled rice, AMA
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM