Pyjama Llama
@shazllama.bsky.social
One foot on the pedal bin
I’m doing again this year because we ended up with a lot of unposted cards and labels last year
Normally I do it, but for the first time for 30 years I’m getting Mr L to write and post the Xmas cards to *his* friends. 👀
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I’m doing again this year because we ended up with a lot of unposted cards and labels last year
Petition to get Drowning Pool’s Bodies to Xmas No 1 instead of any other tripe
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Petition to get Drowning Pool’s Bodies to Xmas No 1 instead of any other tripe
Me, to Mr L at 1am:
- Do you want to see a one-armed monkey with a durian?
- Do you want to see how to make bread in an air fryer?
#TikTok
- Do you want to see a one-armed monkey with a durian?
- Do you want to see how to make bread in an air fryer?
#TikTok
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Me, to Mr L at 1am:
- Do you want to see a one-armed monkey with a durian?
- Do you want to see how to make bread in an air fryer?
#TikTok
- Do you want to see a one-armed monkey with a durian?
- Do you want to see how to make bread in an air fryer?
#TikTok
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Yes, I’d quite like to see #Kraftwerk next year. But I’m not paying £160 per ticket to fucking @ticketmaster.com for the privilege #Sheffield #scalpers
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Yes, I’d quite like to see #Kraftwerk next year. But I’m not paying £160 per ticket to fucking @ticketmaster.com for the privilege #Sheffield #scalpers
Filthy animals. Entangling and rutting. And then there’s the deer #TheArchers
October 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Filthy animals. Entangling and rutting. And then there’s the deer #TheArchers
Long car journey listening to Absolute Radio classic rock.
Playing ‘dead or not dead’. We’ve had 4 tracks in a row with dead band members. So far
Playing ‘dead or not dead’. We’ve had 4 tracks in a row with dead band members. So far
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Long car journey listening to Absolute Radio classic rock.
Playing ‘dead or not dead’. We’ve had 4 tracks in a row with dead band members. So far
Playing ‘dead or not dead’. We’ve had 4 tracks in a row with dead band members. So far
Wasn’t she married to Henry VIII?
September 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wasn’t she married to Henry VIII?
Glad I finished all the ironing before the Rapture tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Glad I finished all the ironing before the Rapture tomorrow
Chris Mason robustly defending BBC’s impartiality over political party reporting. Immediately followed by a long article on Fartage’s immigration policy. Ffs #BBCNews
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Chris Mason robustly defending BBC’s impartiality over political party reporting. Immediately followed by a long article on Fartage’s immigration policy. Ffs #BBCNews
Caught up with this week’s #TheArchers. It felt so odd. All the weird heart to heart scenes. Is there a new writer?
September 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Caught up with this week’s #TheArchers. It felt so odd. All the weird heart to heart scenes. Is there a new writer?
There’s an enormous rat under my bird feeder. Been watching him through binos and ngl he’s really pretty 🫣
September 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
There’s an enormous rat under my bird feeder. Been watching him through binos and ngl he’s really pretty 🫣
September achievement unlocked: Joined a FB flag group in order to write a post calling them racist illiterates and was blocked within 30 minutes 💅
September 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
September achievement unlocked: Joined a FB flag group in order to write a post calling them racist illiterates and was blocked within 30 minutes 💅
I am at the age where I listen fondly to new music and call the artists ‘dear little lad/lass’ #ChappellRoan #Yungblud
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I am at the age where I listen fondly to new music and call the artists ‘dear little lad/lass’ #ChappellRoan #Yungblud
Caught up with #TheArchers.
Martin and the girls raised my ick-o-meter. With Lawrence it went to red levels. But Fallon and Chris sent it to…
Martin and the girls raised my ick-o-meter. With Lawrence it went to red levels. But Fallon and Chris sent it to…
August 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Caught up with #TheArchers.
Martin and the girls raised my ick-o-meter. With Lawrence it went to red levels. But Fallon and Chris sent it to…
Martin and the girls raised my ick-o-meter. With Lawrence it went to red levels. But Fallon and Chris sent it to…
Absolute lolz at the bit in this article where his mummy rushes online to his defence
The ReformUK soap opera continues as another councillor is sacked after only 3 months in role. Joseph Boam had previously shared several homophobic, sexist, and Islamophobic posts on social media.
Joseph Boam sacked as deputy leader of Leicestershire County Council
The reason for his dismissal is not immediately clear. However, Reform has suggested that he will take up a new role.
www.leicester.news
August 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Absolute lolz at the bit in this article where his mummy rushes online to his defence
Jokes kids today won’t understand:
Mr L using all the buttons on the cash machine keypad
Me: alright, Jean Michel Jarre
Mr L using all the buttons on the cash machine keypad
Me: alright, Jean Michel Jarre
August 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Jokes kids today won’t understand:
Mr L using all the buttons on the cash machine keypad
Me: alright, Jean Michel Jarre
Mr L using all the buttons on the cash machine keypad
Me: alright, Jean Michel Jarre