ShawnJovi
@shawnjovi.bsky.social
The King of Brockton. Writer/Creator/Showrunner of WAYNE on @primevideo, which I made up with my imagination. Brockton via Los Angeles
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ShawnJovi
@shawnjovi.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Every year at the local haunted maze, the same jerk dressed as Freddy Krueger likes to single me out and scare me over and over and humiliate me in front of my kids. But this year’s gonna be different, because I lost custody of my kids.
Great moments in New England sports history.
February 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Great moments in New England sports history.
We work hard everyday so at least we can have a house to be sad in
February 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We work hard everyday so at least we can have a house to be sad in
This baddie just using me for my robux
January 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This baddie just using me for my robux
Today is the day we celebrate not just the greatest New Year’s Eve movie, but our greatest movie of all time.
December 31, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Today is the day we celebrate not just the greatest New Year’s Eve movie, but our greatest movie of all time.
The holiday season is Tumblr season
December 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
The holiday season is Tumblr season
I finally get to say it. Eat shit mad men. eat shit.
December 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I finally get to say it. Eat shit mad men. eat shit.
Worlds most unfuckable family good lord man
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Worlds most unfuckable family good lord man
My personal experience has taught me that older men show love to one another through the exchange of Instagram Reels and only through instagram Reels.
December 6, 2024 at 1:44 AM
My personal experience has taught me that older men show love to one another through the exchange of Instagram Reels and only through instagram Reels.
Some people hate the idea of the Kardashians or Jake Paul but I’ll never forgive one, not a one of you motherfuckers, who made these big justice weirdos a thing. I hate you. Rot in Hell.
December 3, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Some people hate the idea of the Kardashians or Jake Paul but I’ll never forgive one, not a one of you motherfuckers, who made these big justice weirdos a thing. I hate you. Rot in Hell.
Imagine being able to enjoy anything ?
December 1, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Imagine being able to enjoy anything ?
Showing my son this ripper because that’s what fatherhood is all about
November 30, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Showing my son this ripper because that’s what fatherhood is all about
Are too much
a man is standing in front of a window in a dark room .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a window in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Are too much
Mary lied to Joseph that she got knocked up by a ghost now I have to buy my kids’ teachers 500 dollars worth of gift cards.
November 26, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Mary lied to Joseph that she got knocked up by a ghost now I have to buy my kids’ teachers 500 dollars worth of gift cards.
Don’t go through your whole stupid life without seeing this marvel of a movie.
November 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Don’t go through your whole stupid life without seeing this marvel of a movie.
As a parent it’s your job to vigorously demand your child looks up at the hawk you spotted
November 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
As a parent it’s your job to vigorously demand your child looks up at the hawk you spotted
Rediscovering this gem and loving it even more the second time around. I once described it as country music but exploded and I still like that for this.
November 24, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Rediscovering this gem and loving it even more the second time around. I once described it as country music but exploded and I still like that for this.
My kids have to grow up someday.
November 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
My kids have to grow up someday.
A guy I knew went to burning man years ago and said there was a tent where you could trade a muffin for a handjob
November 16, 2024 at 6:39 AM
A guy I knew went to burning man years ago and said there was a tent where you could trade a muffin for a handjob
Ok I’m back so what now
November 13, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Ok I’m back so what now