shaungamble5
@shaungamble5.bsky.social
LFC/S.O.S. member The Blacklist/Leverage/NUNCA CAMINARAS SOLO/DontBuyTheS*N #JFT97 #BandOfBrothers #Curahee #Bipolar (Bluesky user 14,818) probably first #LFC Fan on bluesky (ILVC❤️)
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“You cannot transfer the heart and soul of Liverpool Football Club, although I am sure there are many clubs who would like to buy it.”
ALSO need @LFC too join bluesky
ALSO need @LFC too join bluesky
My wife said she was leaving me due to my obsession with Who Wants to be a Millionaire...
So I said "Is that your final answer?"
So I said "Is that your final answer?"
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My wife said she was leaving me due to my obsession with Who Wants to be a Millionaire...
So I said "Is that your final answer?"
So I said "Is that your final answer?"
*Bursts into doctor’s surgery!*
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*Bursts into doctor’s surgery!*
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
*Bursts into doctor’s surgery!*
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*Bursts into doctor’s surgery!*
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
Me: “I’m no longer canstopetid”
Doc: “You mean constipated?”
Me: “No, I’ve had a vowel movement”
Doc: “Get out!”
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Teacher: Can anyone use the word 'contagious' in a sentence?
Billy: My dad's been painting the house all week. It's taking the contagious!
Billy: My dad's been painting the house all week. It's taking the contagious!
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Teacher: Can anyone use the word 'contagious' in a sentence?
Billy: My dad's been painting the house all week. It's taking the contagious!
Billy: My dad's been painting the house all week. It's taking the contagious!
Bad day at the office
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bad day at the office
Good luck reds try your best
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Good luck reds try your best
It’s nearly 2026 and city still not been charged! Then again Zager and Evans did a song “ in the year 2525” should rerelease it ….
In the year 2525… and city still not been charged
In the year 2525… and city still not been charged
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s nearly 2026 and city still not been charged! Then again Zager and Evans did a song “ in the year 2525” should rerelease it ….
In the year 2525… and city still not been charged
In the year 2525… and city still not been charged
Good luck reds try your best
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Good luck reds try your best
Awwwwww diddums www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Oliver Glasner: Crystal Palace boss says fixture pile-up would be 'irresponsible'
Manager Oliver Glasner says it would be
www.bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Awwwwww diddums www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
John obi mikel is spot on …….
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
John obi mikel is spot on …….
Hate the saying but we go again it can’t last .!!!!! #LfcForLife !!!❤️
On another note my new work mug ….
On another note my new work mug ….
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hate the saying but we go again it can’t last .!!!!! #LfcForLife !!!❤️
On another note my new work mug ….
On another note my new work mug ….
Get lucky on …. U never know 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Get lucky on …. U never know 🤣
Come on reds keep going
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Come on reds keep going
The Beach Boys walk into a bar.....
'Round?'
'Round?'
'Get a round'
'I get a round?'
'Get a round.....'
'Round?'
'Round?'
'Get a round'
'I get a round?'
'Get a round.....'
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Beach Boys walk into a bar.....
'Round?'
'Round?'
'Get a round'
'I get a round?'
'Get a round.....'
'Round?'
'Round?'
'Get a round'
'I get a round?'
'Get a round.....'
How easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew?
a) don't
b) leave it
a) don't
b) leave it
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew?
a) don't
b) leave it
a) don't
b) leave it
On another note I’d ban ecigs from pubs I’m a nasty bastard ex smoker 🤣
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
On another note I’d ban ecigs from pubs I’m a nasty bastard ex smoker 🤣
@learphollach.bsky.social hey stranger hope your well
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@learphollach.bsky.social hey stranger hope your well
Fuxking macca and joe Cole Christ what a way to end A shit day 🤣🤣🤣
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuxking macca and joe Cole Christ what a way to end A shit day 🤣🤣🤣
In the end we got what we deserved fuck all
And that was no way no way a fucking penalty fuxk offf hen do
And that was no way no way a fucking penalty fuxk offf hen do
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In the end we got what we deserved fuck all
And that was no way no way a fucking penalty fuxk offf hen do
And that was no way no way a fucking penalty fuxk offf hen do
Punch the bald cu*t robbo
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Punch the bald cu*t robbo