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keeko
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haven't seen this many suburban candlelight vigils since Michael Jackson died
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"idk man I just don't think you should yell at it"

*I try to lift a big fry but slip on the flakey salt and fall, landing in the fry sauce like a glue trap*

the vulture outside starts circling
September 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
save me, Giant bg Fender Telecaster from Episode 2 of Bakugon™ (2007)... save me...
September 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
second worst thing to come out of the drake/kendrick beef were all the tumblr posts by metal fans acting like they were about to be martyred when told to listen to "a rap song"
July 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN LIKE 🤣🤣🤣✊💦
katy parry is like the millhause of family guy
April 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
katy parry is like the millhause of family guy
April 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
thought of someone typing "my hero academia anime ending explained reddit" into Google and got so mad. I just cant today 🙄🙄✊💦
April 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Dark Souls (2011) is so hard 😭😭" yeah well so is being a good person......

#darkacadamia
#darknesscore
#nightcore
April 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
me: *listening to Weezer* you guys make good music

Weezer:
🌌🌌🌌
🏔️🏘️🏔️

^ JOKE ENDING EXPLAINED!! 😮🤯 - you'd expect 4 guys in emojis, but to surprise the viwer, the poster decided to reference their second album Pinkerton instead of their acclaimed debut album known colloquially as "The Blue One"
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
opthalmologists are cool bc they give you poppers for your eyes for free once you pay them
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
call me long the way my john has slivers
February 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM