John Buttcrackmobile
@shartbeef.bsky.social
beef but in a white way
you better let me do merry cuntmas or i’m telling everyone you sucked off bill clinton
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
you better let me do merry cuntmas or i’m telling everyone you sucked off bill clinton
please move out of the way so i can drive in accordance with the law
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
please move out of the way so i can drive in accordance with the law
let’s get in the idiot conga line to nowhere together for no reason!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
let’s get in the idiot conga line to nowhere together for no reason!!!!
I can’t wait to wake up and listen to iggy azealia in my headphones!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I can’t wait to wake up and listen to iggy azealia in my headphones!!
bigwetvagina bigwetvagina ooooooh you and me we got a bigwetvagina
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
bigwetvagina bigwetvagina ooooooh you and me we got a bigwetvagina
nobody disrespects the sanctity of marriage like Kim BUSTED and her seven marriages
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
nobody disrespects the sanctity of marriage like Kim BUSTED and her seven marriages
high as hope autumn >>>>>
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
high as hope autumn >>>>>
Quad-chungus crap whore
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Quad-chungus crap whore
triple chungus idiot buttfartmobile
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
triple chungus idiot buttfartmobile
absolute chicken shit move, britt 👺
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
absolute chicken shit move, britt 👺
I need subaru taco bell baja finger blast in idiot yellow
September 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I need subaru taco bell baja finger blast in idiot yellow
just dickin around on 700 east!
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
just dickin around on 700 east!
i’m such a talented young bus driver!!
September 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i’m such a talented young bus driver!!
where is my bus? have you seen it anywhere
September 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
where is my bus? have you seen it anywhere
just went to therapy
September 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
just went to therapy
Go ahead and try to cancel me over this! fucking go ahead!!!!!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Go ahead and try to cancel me over this! fucking go ahead!!!!!!!!
there’s someone here reheating cupbop? shameful tbh
September 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
there’s someone here reheating cupbop? shameful tbh
you’re gonna sit in the corner and crap out a turd
September 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
you’re gonna sit in the corner and crap out a turd
happy pride month! in case i don’t see you before then
September 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
happy pride month! in case i don’t see you before then
Reposted by John Buttcrackmobile
i’ve spent the past decade believing my sick twisted mind invented sneaker night by vanessa hudgens, that i just imagined it. Anyway the building across the street from my apartment is burning down
July 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i’ve spent the past decade believing my sick twisted mind invented sneaker night by vanessa hudgens, that i just imagined it. Anyway the building across the street from my apartment is burning down
can’t wait for my sky ferreira split splat vinyl to arrive!!
August 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
can’t wait for my sky ferreira split splat vinyl to arrive!!
one time i met a girl named christina buttshart
July 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
one time i met a girl named christina buttshart