If you had to do one, which would it be?
•Watch the Melania documentary.
•Have Donald Trump design an addition to your home.
• Board your dog with Kristi Noem while you're out of town.
•Spend an evening sitting on JD Vance's couch.
•Invite Stephen and Katie Miller to your home for dinner.

37 year old LICE agent Jonathan Ross: so frail that brushing against the car he intentionally stood in front of caused life threatening internal injuries.

Donald Trump: public naps and falls down stairs aside, the healthiest 79 year old ever.

Sure.

Who wore it better?

Patti Smith closing her Saturday night concert in Philly with People Have The Power. I left feeling positively hopeful.

Of course Bezos approves of the new ballroom: it's the architectural equivalent of replacing MacKenzie with Lauren. Out with the classic, traditional model and in with the gaudy, tacky replacement.

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This year's Halloween decoration: Cricket and friends welcome Kristi Noem to the afterlife.

The DOGE approach is like your doctor concluding you're 20% overweight so he amputates both your legs at the knee and presto! just like that you're at your goal weight. Can't walk and will never function as a whole again, but goal achieved!

With all the enthusiasm one brings to confirming their gynecologist appointment.

"And I want to make a huge tax cut for myself and other megarich 1-.01%ers but raise taxes for the rest of you." - co(splaying) unelected President Musk.

Oh, eyeliner boy, try as you might to out deplorable him, everyone knows Elon is getting the rose.

So the mere possibility of rejection by the Eagles was enough to make Trump back off and not issue the invitation.
Too bad he didn’t take this approach to women.

Pass it on. Text your friends, family, and neighbors.