sharp
@sharplyon.bsky.social
there is no cure
any/all | i make art and art and art | latest album ——> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9H9Fr5h68
any/all | i make art and art and art | latest album ——> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9H9Fr5h68
do u guys ever realise how crazy it is that bigender people evolved specifically to be the natural predator of bisexuals
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
do u guys ever realise how crazy it is that bigender people evolved specifically to be the natural predator of bisexuals
anyone else put someone in the evil device and forget you put them there and you find them like 5 days later like "ope"
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
anyone else put someone in the evil device and forget you put them there and you find them like 5 days later like "ope"
whod have thought that life is better when you stop assuming nobody likes you
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
whod have thought that life is better when you stop assuming nobody likes you
whenever i have a good day i always just wanna tell like literally everyone i can about it
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
whenever i have a good day i always just wanna tell like literally everyone i can about it
in an attempt to fight the oppression (attempt to be funny) of the evil forces that rule my life (my friends) censoring me (stopping me from joking about killing myself) i will now be saying that they are gonna kill me instead
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
in an attempt to fight the oppression (attempt to be funny) of the evil forces that rule my life (my friends) censoring me (stopping me from joking about killing myself) i will now be saying that they are gonna kill me instead
windows update bricked my pc. thank god they're using ai to write code
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
windows update bricked my pc. thank god they're using ai to write code
if you were smol and tiny i could carry you in my pocket and take you out and give you a strawberry and you'd take this smol little bite out of it, which is pretty damning evidence that you're cute if you ask me
September 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
if you were smol and tiny i could carry you in my pocket and take you out and give you a strawberry and you'd take this smol little bite out of it, which is pretty damning evidence that you're cute if you ask me
having a lisp is actually a superpower because no one perceives you as threatening, which is good for making friends and ambushing enemies
August 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
having a lisp is actually a superpower because no one perceives you as threatening, which is good for making friends and ambushing enemies
every day i lament the fact that i am the funniest person ever but nobody seems to notice (i am immune to introspection)
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
every day i lament the fact that i am the funniest person ever but nobody seems to notice (i am immune to introspection)
its time for me to get put down i think. i went to go play my music while it was already playing because i couldn't remember that it was playing
August 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
its time for me to get put down i think. i went to go play my music while it was already playing because i couldn't remember that it was playing
"im not in the device fuck you" - quote from person who is definitely suffering the machinations of the device
July 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"im not in the device fuck you" - quote from person who is definitely suffering the machinations of the device
laplace's demon, M.D.: you're paralyzed from the waist down
me: how long for?
laplace's demon, M.D.: for the foreseeable future
laplace: uh oh
me: how long for?
laplace's demon, M.D.: for the foreseeable future
laplace: uh oh
June 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
laplace's demon, M.D.: you're paralyzed from the waist down
me: how long for?
laplace's demon, M.D.: for the foreseeable future
laplace: uh oh
me: how long for?
laplace's demon, M.D.: for the foreseeable future
laplace: uh oh
my moral philosophy is entirely determined by how long ago i woke up
June 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
my moral philosophy is entirely determined by how long ago i woke up
brain: today we will feel: envy
me: what?? no! why cant we just be happy like other people?
brain: yes perfect
me: wait-
me: what?? no! why cant we just be happy like other people?
brain: yes perfect
me: wait-
June 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
brain: today we will feel: envy
me: what?? no! why cant we just be happy like other people?
brain: yes perfect
me: wait-
me: what?? no! why cant we just be happy like other people?
brain: yes perfect
me: wait-
ngl hermitcraft animated clips heal my heart like nothing else
May 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
ngl hermitcraft animated clips heal my heart like nothing else
i am living proof that uh um uh wha huh guh wha huh ?????
May 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i am living proof that uh um uh wha huh guh wha huh ?????
whoever my dev is can you patch the bugs please it's been like a decade
May 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
whoever my dev is can you patch the bugs please it's been like a decade
the feds are trying to get me to kill myself by brainwashing scene girls into wanting office jobs
May 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the feds are trying to get me to kill myself by brainwashing scene girls into wanting office jobs
ahhh., beddie byes…. one of my favoureite byes…..
April 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ahhh., beddie byes…. one of my favoureite byes…..
yeah i do meal prep
*gestures to the apple pie that i precut into 4 slices in my fridge*
*gestures to the apple pie that i precut into 4 slices in my fridge*
April 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
yeah i do meal prep
*gestures to the apple pie that i precut into 4 slices in my fridge*
*gestures to the apple pie that i precut into 4 slices in my fridge*
i had something very funny to say (like usual) but then forgot what it was (like usual) so just pretend this is hilarious (like usual)
March 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i had something very funny to say (like usual) but then forgot what it was (like usual) so just pretend this is hilarious (like usual)
being a depressed dom is the worst because i need people to tell me to go to bed earlier than 9:30am but when they do i immediately start planning their assassination because they dared tell me what to do
March 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
being a depressed dom is the worst because i need people to tell me to go to bed earlier than 9:30am but when they do i immediately start planning their assassination because they dared tell me what to do
my devs need to add more waking up animations
March 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
my devs need to add more waking up animations
he's a ten, but he has a jaw that bites and claws that catch
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
he's a ten, but he has a jaw that bites and claws that catch