Sharkestry
@sharkestry.bsky.social
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Time magazine's whitest Dutch boy of the year 2021
FBI's most useless leftist of 7 consecutive years
Time magazine's whitest Dutch boy of the year 2021
FBI's most useless leftist of 7 consecutive years
due to inflation the Russian Federation has entered the year 2026 instead of 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
due to inflation the Russian Federation has entered the year 2026 instead of 2025.
to me, American Psycho is just American Normal Person.
This is but a small glimpse into my sick, twisted mind...
This is but a small glimpse into my sick, twisted mind...
December 6, 2024 at 9:34 AM
to me, American Psycho is just American Normal Person.
This is but a small glimpse into my sick, twisted mind...
This is but a small glimpse into my sick, twisted mind...
calling out vagueposting in the 17th century in a small 2 page pamphlet that was a nailed onto the doors of churches
December 6, 2024 at 9:00 AM
calling out vagueposting in the 17th century in a small 2 page pamphlet that was a nailed onto the doors of churches
this is theory 👇👇👇👇👇
a twitch streamer owns their own means of production, which, under capitalism, makes you a part of the bourgeoisie, in this case, this person would be petty bourgeois. she has the same class character as a small land owning peasant or a farmer.
November 28, 2024 at 7:12 AM
this is theory 👇👇👇👇👇
I have a superpower that makes me aware of the exact amount of dishes piling up on the desk of every single person that follows me
November 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I have a superpower that makes me aware of the exact amount of dishes piling up on the desk of every single person that follows me
my skeets are best enjoyed when a person holding a "the end is nigh" sign on the sidewalk is yelling them at you.
They say you haven't truly understood or read Sharkestry unless you try this
They say you haven't truly understood or read Sharkestry unless you try this
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
my skeets are best enjoyed when a person holding a "the end is nigh" sign on the sidewalk is yelling them at you.
They say you haven't truly understood or read Sharkestry unless you try this
They say you haven't truly understood or read Sharkestry unless you try this
when the world needed him most, he vanished..
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM
when the world needed him most, he vanished..
the only news source i trust is a cute little house sparrow that hops on my shoulder and starts whispering in my ear with regards to current events
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
the only news source i trust is a cute little house sparrow that hops on my shoulder and starts whispering in my ear with regards to current events
44 billion dollars and all it did was turn the bird icon on my phone into a butterfly icon
November 26, 2024 at 12:40 PM
44 billion dollars and all it did was turn the bird icon on my phone into a butterfly icon
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November 26, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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I now regret ever using social media. Burn it all down.
you know how they used to have those tiny fish that would eat away your dead skin?
I have something similar but instead of fish it's a giant tub of maggots and instead of skin it's whatever is between my ass at the moment
I have something similar but instead of fish it's a giant tub of maggots and instead of skin it's whatever is between my ass at the moment
November 26, 2024 at 8:31 AM
I now regret ever using social media. Burn it all down.
did Marx predict that I'd stub my toe on the radiator so hard it started bleeding? Didn't think so.
November 26, 2024 at 7:07 AM
did Marx predict that I'd stub my toe on the radiator so hard it started bleeding? Didn't think so.
Santa putting a jolly little scamp like me on the naughty list is extremely problematic and why you shouldn't support him, a thread.
1/63
1/63
November 25, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Santa putting a jolly little scamp like me on the naughty list is extremely problematic and why you shouldn't support him, a thread.
1/63
1/63
I once went to the house of a mind-body dualist and his entire house was filled with Queen Elizabeth of Bohemia feet paintings
November 24, 2024 at 8:13 AM
I once went to the house of a mind-body dualist and his entire house was filled with Queen Elizabeth of Bohemia feet paintings
every time a Sharkestry posts something and it doesn't immediately go viral that instance of me gets executed by firing squad and a new Sharkestry is grown in a lab to continue posting on this account. The cycle repeats if the new instance doesn't go viral, either.
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 AM
every time a Sharkestry posts something and it doesn't immediately go viral that instance of me gets executed by firing squad and a new Sharkestry is grown in a lab to continue posting on this account. The cycle repeats if the new instance doesn't go viral, either.
Imagine 2 police officers in a relationship with each other. Who commits domestic abuse on who?
Do they take turns? Or is it just a boxing match each time both of them are in the house?
Do they take turns? Or is it just a boxing match each time both of them are in the house?
November 23, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Imagine 2 police officers in a relationship with each other. Who commits domestic abuse on who?
Do they take turns? Or is it just a boxing match each time both of them are in the house?
Do they take turns? Or is it just a boxing match each time both of them are in the house?
every time I walk by the ominous Elon Musk Children compound I hear muffled screams and the sound of scratching against the wall
We need to awaken Janet Reno from her cryogenic frozen slumber immediately
November 22, 2024 at 11:49 AM
every time I walk by the ominous Elon Musk Children compound I hear muffled screams and the sound of scratching against the wall
therapy is not enough I need to walk around the streets of 1930s New York in a trench coat while constantly repeating the phrase "these streets ain't what they used to be"
November 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
therapy is not enough I need to walk around the streets of 1930s New York in a trench coat while constantly repeating the phrase "these streets ain't what they used to be"
It's not often that I see a bus with more then 1 or 2 spots for weelchair users. They aren't spots that look particularly comfortable, either. What do they do if another one hops in? Do they have to fight each other?
November 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
It's not often that I see a bus with more then 1 or 2 spots for weelchair users. They aren't spots that look particularly comfortable, either. What do they do if another one hops in? Do they have to fight each other?
don't disagree with my opinions i'll cry
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
don't disagree with my opinions i'll cry
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MODS i can't retweet anything!!!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
MODS i can't retweet anything!!!!!!!!!!!
I notice that there are 20 million users on bluesky but I do not get 20 million likes per skeet. I find this to be incredibly rude and disrespectful towards me.
I expect sincere apologies from all of you and that you will all like my skeets in the future.
I expect sincere apologies from all of you and that you will all like my skeets in the future.
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I notice that there are 20 million users on bluesky but I do not get 20 million likes per skeet. I find this to be incredibly rude and disrespectful towards me.
I expect sincere apologies from all of you and that you will all like my skeets in the future.
I expect sincere apologies from all of you and that you will all like my skeets in the future.
in my entire life I have never eaten a single meal that would've been improved by adding ketchup. It is by far the worst condiment.
Added ketchup to your fries? Congrats, now you can only taste sugary tomatoes. Atleast I can still taste the fry if I add mayonaise.
Added ketchup to your fries? Congrats, now you can only taste sugary tomatoes. Atleast I can still taste the fry if I add mayonaise.
November 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
in my entire life I have never eaten a single meal that would've been improved by adding ketchup. It is by far the worst condiment.
Added ketchup to your fries? Congrats, now you can only taste sugary tomatoes. Atleast I can still taste the fry if I add mayonaise.
Added ketchup to your fries? Congrats, now you can only taste sugary tomatoes. Atleast I can still taste the fry if I add mayonaise.
im like batman but instead of being a billionaire vigilante that fights crime I just play video games
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
im like batman but instead of being a billionaire vigilante that fights crime I just play video games
They're not death threats, they're death suggestions
November 20, 2024 at 12:18 PM
They're not death threats, they're death suggestions