Alan
@sharkboyalan.bsky.social
A Texan at heart, just moseying through life and making the best of the journey. Space Cowboy 🚀🖤 #PawsUp
Some of y’all need to relax. She’s performing Abracadabra, not unveiling a new song, and that’s plenty. Be appreciative, cheer for other artists when they win, and maybe dial back the sky high expectations.
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Some of y’all need to relax. She’s performing Abracadabra, not unveiling a new song, and that’s plenty. Be appreciative, cheer for other artists when they win, and maybe dial back the sky high expectations.
It would be great to see my favorite artist win a Grammy for Album of the Year. That said, the way voting is handled often ends up diminishing the significance of the award itself. Don’t take it personally if she doesn’t win.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It would be great to see my favorite artist win a Grammy for Album of the Year. That said, the way voting is handled often ends up diminishing the significance of the award itself. Don’t take it personally if she doesn’t win.
Okay, I’m so tired already. It’s gonna be a long day. Send good vibes ✨😔
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Okay, I’m so tired already. It’s gonna be a long day. Send good vibes ✨😔
Reposted by Alan
Lady Gaga condemned ICE in a speech during her show in Japan: "I'm thinking about all of their pain and how their lives are being destroyed right in front of us."
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Lady Gaga condemned ICE in a speech during her show in Japan: "I'm thinking about all of their pain and how their lives are being destroyed right in front of us."
Download UpScrolled and nobody is here.
a dog sitting on a beach looking out over the ocean
ALT: a dog sitting on a beach looking out over the ocean
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Download UpScrolled and nobody is here.
Reposted by Alan
Delete TikTok
TikTok uninstalls are reportedly up ~150% this week 📱
This follows the U.S. joint venture takeover
(via CNBC)
This follows the U.S. joint venture takeover
(via CNBC)
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Delete TikTok
So what’s the move y’all? Get rid of TikTok, then where we go?
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
So what’s the move y’all? Get rid of TikTok, then where we go?
Ojitos Lindo - Bad Bunny & Bomba Estero
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Ojitos Lindo - Bad Bunny & Bomba Estero
Disillusionment. That’s what it is. And it came from people, work and previous romantic relationships. I stopped giving the benefit of the doubt, not because I feel cruel, but because I’ve already paid the price for being generous with trust.
Everything is boring to me lately. What does this mean again?
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Disillusionment. That’s what it is. And it came from people, work and previous romantic relationships. I stopped giving the benefit of the doubt, not because I feel cruel, but because I’ve already paid the price for being generous with trust.
Everything is boring to me lately. What does this mean again?
January 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Everything is boring to me lately. What does this mean again?
Okay but like why does the gym have the air conditioning on at full speed. 🥶
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Okay but like why does the gym have the air conditioning on at full speed. 🥶
The way I really need to start eating clean to get a flat belly. 😭
January 26, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The way I really need to start eating clean to get a flat belly. 😭
I no longer give people the benefit of the doubt. I’ve learned that lesson the hard way. When people show you who they are again and again, you should listen. Call me cynical, I don’t give a fuck. Anyone who willingly turns a blind eye to what’s happening or has voted for this has lost my respect.
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I no longer give people the benefit of the doubt. I’ve learned that lesson the hard way. When people show you who they are again and again, you should listen. Call me cynical, I don’t give a fuck. Anyone who willingly turns a blind eye to what’s happening or has voted for this has lost my respect.
Just preparing you all for the Grammys coming up. Keep that in mind.
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Just preparing you all for the Grammys coming up. Keep that in mind.
Let this be a reminder that awards bodies like the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Recording Academy are not the ultimate measure of talent. Art exists and thrives far beyond trophies.
Nothing for Ariana Grande. Nothing for Cynthia. Nothing for the two new original songs. ‘Wicked: For Good’ received zero Oscar nominations from the Academy.
The Oscars Completely Shut Out Wicked: For Good
Nothing for Ariana Grande. Nothing for Cynthia. Nothing for the two new original songs. ‘Wicked: For Good’ received zero Oscar nominations from the Academy.
www.vulture.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Let this be a reminder that awards bodies like the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Recording Academy are not the ultimate measure of talent. Art exists and thrives far beyond trophies.
The way I’ve been crashing out all week long… crazy. Just gotta keep moving on slowly but surely
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The way I’ve been crashing out all week long… crazy. Just gotta keep moving on slowly but surely
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if you’re not angry then you’re either not paying attention or a disgusting, rotten human being
we need more people running for office like Kat!
we need more people running for office like Kat!
ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 PM
if you’re not angry then you’re either not paying attention or a disgusting, rotten human being
we need more people running for office like Kat!
we need more people running for office like Kat!
Something’s not okay y’all. 😮💨
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Something’s not okay y’all. 😮💨
Everyday at work like
a woman with purple hair and purple lips is saying i don 't think i belong here
ALT: a woman with purple hair and purple lips is saying i don 't think i belong here
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Everyday at work like
It would be so funny if I were to just quit right now. 🤪
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
It would be so funny if I were to just quit right now. 🤪
Dude!! I don’t want to be here either, but let’s focus and finish this project so we can move forward.
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Dude!! I don’t want to be here either, but let’s focus and finish this project so we can move forward.
I realized too late that it was always you. The moment slipped through my hands, and now I move forward, carrying what cannot be undone.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I realized too late that it was always you. The moment slipped through my hands, and now I move forward, carrying what cannot be undone.
