Shane
@shanecenters.bsky.social
Perfectly imperfect. Sober, liberal, animal lover, movie buff, hockey fan and fan of Kansas City Royals and believes in equality for all. 🏳️🌈
“More gratitude less attitude”
“More gratitude less attitude”
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Shane
@shanecenters.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I would do unto others as I would have them do unto me but straight guys don’t seem to like that.
I’m clearly very upset about it
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m clearly very upset about it
Eyes on the road buddy
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Eyes on the road buddy
Somebody told me I looked like Ernest Hemingway which I took as a compliment
October 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Somebody told me I looked like Ernest Hemingway which I took as a compliment
In honor of Columbus I’m at work taking stuff that doesn’t belong to me #ColumbusDay
a man is running down the sidewalk carrying a briefcase
ALT: a man is running down the sidewalk carrying a briefcase
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October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
In honor of Columbus I’m at work taking stuff that doesn’t belong to me #ColumbusDay
When the day comes what song you dancing to
a baby in a diaper is walking on a tiled floor in a kitchen .
ALT: a baby in a diaper is walking on a tiled floor in a kitchen .
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September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When the day comes what song you dancing to
Jesus fuck has he not died yet
August 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Jesus fuck has he not died yet
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July 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I got the best compliment a white person can get
July 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I got the best compliment a white person can get
Accidentally woke Daisy making coffee this morning. I’m gonna get a scathing review on Yelp. #DogsOfBluesky #DogSitter #Petsitter #PersonalAssistantToYourPet
July 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Accidentally woke Daisy making coffee this morning. I’m gonna get a scathing review on Yelp. #DogsOfBluesky #DogSitter #Petsitter #PersonalAssistantToYourPet
Daisy’s shift for the Neighborhood Watch
June 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Daisy’s shift for the Neighborhood Watch
Somebody’s upset that I have to go to work. Daisy’s not too happy about it either. #DogsOfBluesky #BlueskyPets #PetSitting
June 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Somebody’s upset that I have to go to work. Daisy’s not too happy about it either. #DogsOfBluesky #BlueskyPets #PetSitting
STOP STARING AT ME! #DogsOfBluesky #Blueskypets
June 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
STOP STARING AT ME! #DogsOfBluesky #Blueskypets
I’m Daisy’s personal assistant for 3 weeks while her folks are out of town and she did not want to get up this morning. #DogsOfBluesky
June 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m Daisy’s personal assistant for 3 weeks while her folks are out of town and she did not want to get up this morning. #DogsOfBluesky
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#FUCKtrump🍊💩🚽🇷🇺
@realdonaldTrump @POTUS @VP @WhiteHouse @PressSec @StephenM @AGPamBondi @KristiNoem @ICEgov @DHSgov @DeptofDefense @SecDef @GOP @DOGE @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @housedemocrats.bsky.social @FBI @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @HHSgov @CDCgov @HUD @usedgov @RobertKennedyJr @FCC @FDA @EPA
@realdonaldTrump @POTUS @VP @WhiteHouse @PressSec @StephenM @AGPamBondi @KristiNoem @ICEgov @DHSgov @DeptofDefense @SecDef @GOP @DOGE @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @housedemocrats.bsky.social @FBI @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @HHSgov @CDCgov @HUD @usedgov @RobertKennedyJr @FCC @FDA @EPA
June 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
#FUCKtrump🍊💩🚽🇷🇺
@realdonaldTrump @POTUS @VP @WhiteHouse @PressSec @StephenM @AGPamBondi @KristiNoem @ICEgov @DHSgov @DeptofDefense @SecDef @GOP @DOGE @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @housedemocrats.bsky.social @FBI @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @HHSgov @CDCgov @HUD @usedgov @RobertKennedyJr @FCC @FDA @EPA
@realdonaldTrump @POTUS @VP @WhiteHouse @PressSec @StephenM @AGPamBondi @KristiNoem @ICEgov @DHSgov @DeptofDefense @SecDef @GOP @DOGE @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @housedemocrats.bsky.social @FBI @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @HHSgov @CDCgov @HUD @usedgov @RobertKennedyJr @FCC @FDA @EPA
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I’ve lived with my roommate for almost 2 years and he’s out of town and I had to text to ask him where we keep the broom
a little girl is standing in a living room and saying `` i don 't know . ''
ALT: a little girl is standing in a living room and saying `` i don 't know . ''
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June 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’ve lived with my roommate for almost 2 years and he’s out of town and I had to text to ask him where we keep the broom
Their folks are out of town so Hera and Guinness are watching me this weekend #DogsOfBlueSky
June 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Their folks are out of town so Hera and Guinness are watching me this weekend #DogsOfBlueSky
Running to the store in my “Budapest” cap so there’s a good chance I’ll be deported
June 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Running to the store in my “Budapest” cap so there’s a good chance I’ll be deported
My employer bought me this cool golf tee pen for Fathers’ Day even though I’m not a daddy - well except on Grindr
June 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My employer bought me this cool golf tee pen for Fathers’ Day even though I’m not a daddy - well except on Grindr
Ya ever look at your phone for a second and then about 20 minute later you’re like Ah shit I’m supposed to be working
June 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Ya ever look at your phone for a second and then about 20 minute later you’re like Ah shit I’m supposed to be working
Every time I get a news alert with about Trump for about 2 seconds I get unbelievably excited
spongebob squarepants is screaming and asking for a please .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is screaming and asking for a please .
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June 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every time I get a news alert with about Trump for about 2 seconds I get unbelievably excited
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"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”