ShampooCake
@shampoocake.bsky.social
A dude who gay and itelligent.
Yes, pfp is me.
Yes, pfp is me.
"Cross my heart and hope to die." is such a metal way of saying "I swear I'm not lying."
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Cross my heart and hope to die." is such a metal way of saying "I swear I'm not lying."
There's no better feeling than undoing your belt after work
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There's no better feeling than undoing your belt after work
I hate how it's dark when I go to work and it's dark when I leave
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I hate how it's dark when I go to work and it's dark when I leave
I want people that randomly involve themselves in private matters between two people to melt like the kids in Made In Abyss.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I want people that randomly involve themselves in private matters between two people to melt like the kids in Made In Abyss.
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Exactly this 👇
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Exactly this 👇
Please, Sir! May I have some more cock?
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Please, Sir! May I have some more cock?
Don't be afraid, weaponize your mental illness
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Don't be afraid, weaponize your mental illness
If you like orange juice with pulp I bet you enjoy chunky cum, you nasty
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If you like orange juice with pulp I bet you enjoy chunky cum, you nasty
Kann mir mal jemand erklären warum wir auf Strom eine Umsatzsteuer von 19% zahlen sollen? Warum nicht 7%?
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Kann mir mal jemand erklären warum wir auf Strom eine Umsatzsteuer von 19% zahlen sollen? Warum nicht 7%?
Here is my thesis: Everbody has at one point intentionally sought out gay porn
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Here is my thesis: Everbody has at one point intentionally sought out gay porn
I tried Bumble for friends and almost instantly found my boss. My boss liked me.
I've never deleted an account faster.
I've never deleted an account faster.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I tried Bumble for friends and almost instantly found my boss. My boss liked me.
I've never deleted an account faster.
I've never deleted an account faster.
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Remember kids the people who tell you that you are asking for too much… don’t want you to ask for any
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Remember kids the people who tell you that you are asking for too much… don’t want you to ask for any
I need more gay people in my life
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I need more gay people in my life
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You should never have to fight just to be accepted!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
You should never have to fight just to be accepted!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
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Some girls want wings, I want horns
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some girls want wings, I want horns
Underwear wet with cum bc nobody loves me
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Underwear wet with cum bc nobody loves me
Favorite coworker doesnt share a single shift with me for two weeks and I just want to walk off into the ocean dramatically
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Favorite coworker doesnt share a single shift with me for two weeks and I just want to walk off into the ocean dramatically
I think I saw Hasan and I had to hide my dog
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I think I saw Hasan and I had to hide my dog
Once you've failed you gotta commit.
Screw it up fully.
Screw it up fully.
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Once you've failed you gotta commit.
Screw it up fully.
Screw it up fully.
Getting stuck between a rock and a hard cock
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Getting stuck between a rock and a hard cock
I need a comfort bussy
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I need a comfort bussy
I love how What's Hot Classic-Feed is just softcore furry porn, bad news and cock.
October 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I love how What's Hot Classic-Feed is just softcore furry porn, bad news and cock.
Quick! Twist his dick off!
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Quick! Twist his dick off!