sad im going to get old in a world without malls to walk in
April 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
sad im going to get old in a world without malls to walk in
I used to love Mitch. I still love him. But I used to too.
March 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I used to love Mitch. I still love him. But I used to too.
Told me never to get in the car with strangers.
Uber.
Told me to never copy paste code into console from the internet.
Chatgpt.
Uber.
Told me to never copy paste code into console from the internet.
Chatgpt.
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Told me never to get in the car with strangers.
Uber.
Told me to never copy paste code into console from the internet.
Chatgpt.
Uber.
Told me to never copy paste code into console from the internet.
Chatgpt.
Everyone thinks it’s 20,000 fathoms under the sea.
March 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Everyone thinks it’s 20,000 fathoms under the sea.
i swallowed a quarter. thought it was a good investment in myself. really went to shit.
March 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i swallowed a quarter. thought it was a good investment in myself. really went to shit.
They salt the roads in winter to enhance the flavor.
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They salt the roads in winter to enhance the flavor.
Venus fly traps. Just misunderstood plants that like to hug.
March 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Venus fly traps. Just misunderstood plants that like to hug.
they used to let us climb a rope to the gym ceiling with a itty bitty you go squishy blue mat beneath
February 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
they used to let us climb a rope to the gym ceiling with a itty bitty you go squishy blue mat beneath
a fun family game we like to play around the holidays is politician or retirement home escapee
December 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
a fun family game we like to play around the holidays is politician or retirement home escapee
i put my pants on like everyone else, ass first
December 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
i put my pants on like everyone else, ass first
Crypto bros be like crypto > usd .. then you ask em what their btc is worth and they are like $100k usd …….
December 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Crypto bros be like crypto > usd .. then you ask em what their btc is worth and they are like $100k usd …….
There’s no way its been like 1.5 years since my last skeet? Whats a tweet called on here.
November 17, 2024 at 8:17 AM
There’s no way its been like 1.5 years since my last skeet? Whats a tweet called on here.
I just need my drafts imported and I’m ready to go.
April 28, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I just need my drafts imported and I’m ready to go.
Jesus was like never cross me or else.
They took him literally.
They took him literally.
April 25, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Jesus was like never cross me or else.
They took him literally.
They took him literally.
When Paul Walker goes to Vin Diesel’s house party in The Fast and Furious they’re playing “I Got Hoes” by Ludacris on the stereo. But in 2 Fast 2 Furious Ludacris appears as street racer Tej Parker.
April 16, 2023 at 2:36 AM
When Paul Walker goes to Vin Diesel’s house party in The Fast and Furious they’re playing “I Got Hoes” by Ludacris on the stereo. But in 2 Fast 2 Furious Ludacris appears as street racer Tej Parker.
When your dog gets sick at 4am and jackson pollocks your house and couch in vomit.
April 16, 2023 at 2:22 AM
When your dog gets sick at 4am and jackson pollocks your house and couch in vomit.
Are all goats the goat? Like how can a goat be the greatest if all goats are goats.
April 11, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Are all goats the goat? Like how can a goat be the greatest if all goats are goats.
I have no idea what I’m doing here.
April 11, 2023 at 11:28 PM
I have no idea what I’m doing here.
Why don’t food delivery services charge a tip thats based on restaurant difficulty and distance? Would make so much more sense than asking for 29% by default.
April 11, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Why don’t food delivery services charge a tip thats based on restaurant difficulty and distance? Would make so much more sense than asking for 29% by default.