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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️
@shallowhydra.bsky.social
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I like splatlings
Comp Splatoon
Art sometimes
I like birds. Look up my friend the Brown Thrasher
missed the mark for staying in + by like 1 vote lol. might go on hiatus again since I’m already not feeling the game, we’ll see
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
im not gonna lie after getting sick twice back to back and tuning back into the splatoon community and seeing all the bullshit thats gone down my motivation to play is pretty down lmao
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
every time you get sick theres a 50% chance that when you think you’re finally over it you will wake up the next day feeling substantially worse completely inexplicably
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
gamefreak PLEASE give me mega corviknight and my soul is yours
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ive been inactive the last few weeks because i got sick -> exams -> gatorlan prep -> long work week -> sick AGAIN -> and now i have an essay due as soon as i recover. Im getting my ass kicked please help
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
HELLO?????
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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please give me a chance
rts appreciated

if you dont have comp experience but have high xp in tako im open to trying things out 🫡
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
ma’am have you looked up from your phone in the last few days by chance
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
when i say “chat” this is who im talking to
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I just got to gatorlan dude when did they add new weapons to the game this is crazy
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
dude im gonna end it all i started working on some artwork when I got home from a long ass day, lost track of time and just realized I’VE PULLED AN ALL NIGHTER AND NOW I GOTTA GET BACK IN MY CAR AND GO BACK TO CLASS
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
got blasted randomly with divine inspiration or perhaps simply a devious lick of autism and now i want to make something. the question is of course will i actually start or will i continue to allow my thoughts rot away like a deity forgotten by time
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
ZA was a solid 8/10 for me i really liked it
I really, REALLY hope the dlc adds a dynamax adventure-esque system for mega raids. I want more and tougher mega raids that I can do with friends, its like the only thing i want added to the game
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
legends za has really opened my eyes to the fact that i dont like open world games not because of the open world, but because of all the fucking nothing in between everything. lumiose is so perfectly compact and feels like i always have something to do instead of a 5k marathon between each sidequest
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
za is genuinely fucking insane its been never since a new pokemon game wrapped me this hard on day 1
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
dont let legends za distract you from the fact that target sold me scarlet on release day without taking it out of the protective case so i had to hammer it open
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Phasmophobia is a good game with no bugs at all i think
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
house finch spotted in florida say hello to my friend the house finch
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
finally a gun stupid enough for my rotted brainstem in my mostly empty skull to gnaw on
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think I finally found a weapon that i genuinely truly like that isnt a splatling and has more than 1 competitively viable kit. I'm trying not to get too excited but its been a LONG time since this has happened
October 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I want to try this comp so bad
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
yesterday sucked from start to finish and i barely got any sleep but none of that matters now because i got a new lava lamp
September 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I think people focus so hard on their number going down and view that as X rank being completely worthless when in reality it was never the number that mattered but rather the free practice against jps and being able to view your own flaws in a vacuum that mattered
im like 90% sure that so many people coping about x rank being bad/meaningless/unfair and convincing people not to play it set the western scene back by years
September 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM