Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespeareinsults.bsky.social
classics straight from the Bard & remixed bangers, every 6 hours.
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made by @aliensunset.bsky.social
using https://bluebotsdonequick.com/
sibling to: https://beige.party/@shakespearean_Insults
https://alien-sunset.neocities.org/bots/Bots
You poisonous, white-livered, milk-livered, horse-drench!
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You poisonous, white-livered, milk-livered, horse-drench!
You viperous, urchin-snouted, beetle-headed, apple-john!
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You viperous, urchin-snouted, beetle-headed, apple-john!
You paunchy, pigeon-livered, beetle-headed, mangy-dog!
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
You paunchy, pigeon-livered, beetle-headed, mangy-dog!
You brazen, elf-skinned, puke-stockinged, ingested-lump!
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You brazen, elf-skinned, puke-stockinged, ingested-lump!
Thou paunchy, motley-minded, clotpole!
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thou paunchy, motley-minded, clotpole!
I am sick when I do look on thee
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am sick when I do look on thee
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
That poisonous bunch-back’d toad!
Richard III (Act 1, Scene 3)
Richard III (Act 1, Scene 3)
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
That poisonous bunch-back’d toad!
Richard III (Act 1, Scene 3)
Richard III (Act 1, Scene 3)
You Banbury cheese!
The Merry Wives of Windsor (Act 1, Scene 1)
The Merry Wives of Windsor (Act 1, Scene 1)
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You Banbury cheese!
The Merry Wives of Windsor (Act 1, Scene 1)
The Merry Wives of Windsor (Act 1, Scene 1)
Thou qualling, sodden-witted, flax-wench!
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thou qualling, sodden-witted, flax-wench!
His brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.
As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 7)
As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 7)
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
His brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.
As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 7)
As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 7)
I am sick when I do look on thee
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I am sick when I do look on thee
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)
This kiss is as comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake.
Titus Andronicus (Act 3, Scene 1)
Titus Andronicus (Act 3, Scene 1)
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This kiss is as comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake.
Titus Andronicus (Act 3, Scene 1)
Titus Andronicus (Act 3, Scene 1)
Thou fawning, urchin-snouted, pigeon-egg!
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thou fawning, urchin-snouted, pigeon-egg!
Thou loathed, elf-skinned, botch!
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Thou loathed, elf-skinned, botch!
You tongueless, bat-fowling, decayed, barnacle!
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
You tongueless, bat-fowling, decayed, barnacle!
Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 1, Scene 1)
All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 1, Scene 1)
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 1, Scene 1)
All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 1, Scene 1)
Thou traitorous, urchin-snouted, baggage!
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thou traitorous, urchin-snouted, baggage!
Thou rancorous, ill-bred, strumpet!
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Thou rancorous, ill-bred, strumpet!
Thou greasy, dismal-dreaming, minnow!
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Thou greasy, dismal-dreaming, minnow!
You slanderous, boil-brained, prick-eared, hugger-mugger!
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You slanderous, boil-brained, prick-eared, hugger-mugger!
You impertinent, earth-vexing, open-arsed, misbegotten-divel!
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You impertinent, earth-vexing, open-arsed, misbegotten-divel!
You saucy, pottle-deep, full-gorged, joithead!
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You saucy, pottle-deep, full-gorged, joithead!
Thou fawning, reeling-ripe, mumble-news!
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Thou fawning, reeling-ripe, mumble-news!
Thou babbling, onion-eyed, hugger-mugger!
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thou babbling, onion-eyed, hugger-mugger!
You craven, elvish-marked, dread-bolted, mildewed-ear!
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You craven, elvish-marked, dread-bolted, mildewed-ear!