Ju-won 🧪Parody🧪
@shadowedelixir.bsky.social
An ancient with a knack for potions. Whatever you need, I have it. Find me at the Shadow Market … beware though, everything has a price #Parody
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For all that ails you, I have a solution…
But only if you’re willing to pay the price
The Shadow Market is where you’ll find me
🧪 Ancient Fae - Expert in potions
🧪 Aloof and easily annoyed
🧪 Sometimes I can be a little crazy…but when you’re my age, it happens
#Parody
But only if you’re willing to pay the price
The Shadow Market is where you’ll find me
🧪 Ancient Fae - Expert in potions
🧪 Aloof and easily annoyed
🧪 Sometimes I can be a little crazy…but when you’re my age, it happens
#Parody
《Catches you and holds you in my arms》
Oh good, I’m glad
Oh good, I’m glad
{Falls through the floor and into the vast space of nothingness because I can't handle this}
Yes.. yes. I would say mhm
Yes.. yes. I would say mhm
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
《Catches you and holds you in my arms》
Oh good, I’m glad
Oh good, I’m glad
Random statement…. I just thought you might like to know..
Is this just... a random statement? Or? I mean I'm all for laughing...
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Random statement…. I just thought you might like to know..
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Hey! We can’t all be acrobatic…
*Laughs stupidly hard* Love when @shadowedelixir.bsky.social fails at human things
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January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Hey! We can’t all be acrobatic…
I only say these things when you are sleeping… that way you don’t get a big head.
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I only say these things when you are sleeping… that way you don’t get a big head.
Rude of you to presume I’d care…
《Shifty eyes and shoves you》
《Shifty eyes and shoves you》
{Wheezes at your look}
You know exactly why! Your old ass isn't immune to him. He'd eat you up just as he would the rest of us
You know exactly why! Your old ass isn't immune to him. He'd eat you up just as he would the rest of us
Why would I be concerned about Mammon being there….?
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Rude of you to presume I’d care…
《Shifty eyes and shoves you》
《Shifty eyes and shoves you》
Why would I be concerned about Mammon being there….?
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Why would I be concerned about Mammon being there….?
《Nods slowly and watches the path of your hands》
Yes. I think that’s has been established…
Yes. I think that’s has been established…
{Runs my hands down my sides}
Like all this, hm?
Like all this, hm?
Why would it? Seeing your glorious body on display and watching your muscles move through the water…? What’s not to love about that?
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
《Nods slowly and watches the path of your hands》
Yes. I think that’s has been established…
Yes. I think that’s has been established…
《Drags a hand through my hair with a small smile》
Okay then…
Okay then…
{Swoons a little at your blush}
Doesn't have to be. I'd just like to see where you live. A place no one else sees you, where you're most you
Doesn't have to be. I'd just like to see where you live. A place no one else sees you, where you're most you
《Blushes lightly and ducks my head》
It is not a garbage bag… but it isn’t anything grand or regal.
It is not a garbage bag… but it isn’t anything grand or regal.
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
《Drags a hand through my hair with a small smile》
Okay then…
Okay then…
Perhaps….
《My grin matches yours》
Perhaps that’s why I like to bite you…
《My grin matches yours》
Perhaps that’s why I like to bite you…
{Grins}
Maybe I was always meant to be a wolf. I'm pretty canine like
Maybe I was always meant to be a wolf. I'm pretty canine like
《Leans in and kisses your furrowed brow》
It is what I like most about you
It is what I like most about you
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Perhaps….
《My grin matches yours》
Perhaps that’s why I like to bite you…
《My grin matches yours》
Perhaps that’s why I like to bite you…
《Blushes lightly and ducks my head》
It is not a garbage bag… but it isn’t anything grand or regal.
It is not a garbage bag… but it isn’t anything grand or regal.
Of course it's special! It's your home! Even if it's a garbage bag!
Yes… well… don’t get your hopes up too much, it is nothing special…
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
《Blushes lightly and ducks my head》
It is not a garbage bag… but it isn’t anything grand or regal.
It is not a garbage bag… but it isn’t anything grand or regal.
《Leans in and kisses your furrowed brow》
It is what I like most about you
It is what I like most about you
{Furrows my brow}
That may be pretty accurate, yea
That may be pretty accurate, yea
《Shakes my head and chuckles》
I don’t think that has anything to do with it… I think that’s just your personality
I don’t think that has anything to do with it… I think that’s just your personality
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
《Leans in and kisses your furrowed brow》
It is what I like most about you
It is what I like most about you
《Shakes my head and chuckles》
I don’t think that has anything to do with it… I think that’s just your personality
I don’t think that has anything to do with it… I think that’s just your personality
{Grins and pokes my head up}
It's the dog in me
It's the dog in me
《Watches you and laughs hard》
Okay then… I guess we’re going for a wander then
Okay then… I guess we’re going for a wander then
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
《Shakes my head and chuckles》
I don’t think that has anything to do with it… I think that’s just your personality
I don’t think that has anything to do with it… I think that’s just your personality
Yes… well… don’t get your hopes up too much, it is nothing special…
I might be a little excited to see your home
Wow…. You seem quite happy there…
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yes… well… don’t get your hopes up too much, it is nothing special…
Why would it? Seeing your glorious body on display and watching your muscles move through the water…? What’s not to love about that?
{Laughs and sits at the edge of the pool}
That didn't take much convincing
That didn't take much convincing
《Peels out of my shirt and joins you》
Yes please
Yes please
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why would it? Seeing your glorious body on display and watching your muscles move through the water…? What’s not to love about that?
《Peels out of my shirt and joins you》
Yes please
Yes please
Might go for a swim @shadowedelixir.bsky.social Care to join?
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
《Peels out of my shirt and joins you》
Yes please
Yes please
You look ethereal among the flowers
I have a new appreciation for nature since @shadowedelixir.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You look ethereal among the flowers
Because Yue doesn’t understand Korean as well as you do, so he’s allowed to mess up
Why does Yue get away with stuff but I can't! He was even worse than me in those games!
Seriously…? You need to ask?
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Because Yue doesn’t understand Korean as well as you do, so he’s allowed to mess up
Wow…. You seem quite happy there…
A representation on how I feel about this idea
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Wow…. You seem quite happy there…
《Watches you and laughs hard》
Okay then… I guess we’re going for a wander then
Okay then… I guess we’re going for a wander then
.......
{Dives into the long grass}
Yes! I love forests
{Dives into the long grass}
Yes! I love forests
I wonder if @burnt-hellfire.bsky.social would like to join me in the forest?
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
《Watches you and laughs hard》
Okay then… I guess we’re going for a wander then
Okay then… I guess we’re going for a wander then
《Smiles and pushes my hands down your back, tangling my legs with yours》
{Rolls into you and wraps an arm around you tightly}
《Arrives back at the shadow market to find you in my tent and in my bed. With a soft smile, I crawl in beside you and curls around your body》
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
《Smiles and pushes my hands down your back, tangling my legs with yours》
And how is it my fault…?
Me?! I think it's your fault...
Neither did I… I blame you for it.
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
And how is it my fault…?
Contemplating showing @burnt-hellfire.bsky.social my home…
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Contemplating showing @burnt-hellfire.bsky.social my home…
I wonder if @burnt-hellfire.bsky.social would like to join me in the forest?
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I wonder if @burnt-hellfire.bsky.social would like to join me in the forest?