shaddyshack56.bsky.social
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Look….I just wanna hex your worst enemy then get forehead kisses okay? It’s not that hard.
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 AM
No one wants to see Hans Zimmer in concert with me and that is DEVASTATING. 😭
November 19, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Surgeon Speaking to Xray tech: “No! Don’t take it out! Come back in.”

Me: “THATS WHAT SHE SAID!”

Surgeon: “🤦‍♂️”
Scrub Tech: “😳😅🤣”
X-Ray Tech: “😬”
CRNA: “🤪”
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Him: “What’s your ideal fun first date?”
Me: “Never thought about it because….if the company sucks then neither the location or activity are gonna make up for it.”
Him: “Bitch.”
Me: “Annnd since you don’t have the capacity to notice that I’m not saying that to be mean…..goodbye.”
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
PSA: Eventually my threads will get spicy…..

This is your warning.
November 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Imma run around work screaming “anarchy” tomorrow. At least I’ll get a lunch in the asylum.

#mymusings #nursehumor
November 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM