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jetlag
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itsa new me, mario

26. any pronouns
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for god so loved the world that he giveth cannabinoid receptors
need her sooo bad but not gonna see her for at least a week perhaps more cuz i am so busy and can't afford to lose a night of sleep cuz we r always up til 4am
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
guys i'm gonna try out a new name 0.0 Jetlag or Jet for short
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i can't lie it does feel like a flex to not have any ex-boyfriends. only girlfriends
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
making her laugh is like crack
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
thats the lovely thing she's so smart and worldly But she never makes me feel stupid. my recent ex was extremely smart as well and i always felt so dumb when she taught me things, but ik it's not a me thing cuz the ex Before her also didn't make me feel bad at all for not knowing stuff. just the one
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this was definitely nothing But at the gig someone was singing in portuguese and she leans over and says "they're saying 'i love you so much'" and i said u speak portuguese?? and she says no but it's close enough to spanish and then says it in spanish and then says it again in farsi god i love her
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
also she was so aghast that i folded her laundry... kept saying how thoughtful it was... "i never expected that. i mean that's what i'd do, but i never expect people to do what i'd do." well u should!!! u should be dating people that r as kind and thoughtful as u are like for example me!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
guys she came to my gig on sunday and brought me a bottle of wine and a pear 😭😭 like in lieu of flowers... and the wine was a tannat which is a niche grape that makes suuuper bold dry reds and that i tried recently and loved so much and told her about like, at least a Month ago
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
u kno whats weird tho is she is Not autistic. never dated someone who is not autistic before. she's got adhd like no one i've ever seen. it's crippling. but she is not autistic and when i told her that i was, i got worried for like a week that she didn't find me hot anymore
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i get on this app (versus threads) and i feel like ive left the kids table to go sit at the grown ups table. like hi my sane friends
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
bro i basically cold sexted her yesterday after a few hours of no reply for vague invite becuz i figured i could easily ply her with sex but she was literally spending the day/evening with her friends from out of town i want to ennnnd my liiiiiiife
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
whenever she comes to pick up her laundry that i have just folded for her i want to also rub her feet (she said this was somethig shes been needing) and suck her off (this is something ive been needing) i live to serve her idk man it feels great
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Reposted by jetlag
bitches love me for my average size ass and my inability to finish a video game
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Reposted by jetlag
my dating pool:
16 Mature Lesbians
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
DREAMY. that is the word i would use to describe her. not even just because i like her. it's a quality she Has. i wish you could see
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
she's like. so much more touchy and sweet as of late than she's been before. i feel like i saw more of that when it was the Wooing period yknow and then i started to feel like i was being Too touchy and sweet so i backed off but now i think she might,, be starting to like me? whoa
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
so in the time since i last was on here, my situationship was downgraded to a friends with benefits and i accepted most of my obsession was limerence to fulfill an unmet need within me but, as of last night im like hm no maybe this has potential. someday. not ruling it out yet
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ever since that post where someone said "when men look at me in public they should just see blurred pixels" and someone said "this is so muslim coded" i've been like Maybe I Should Convert To Islam
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
sent her this and said "lowkey you" cuz it is
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
also i feel really evil for this but uh she posted photos of her costume that i took on my porch and in my living room and my ex-gf follows her on ig and might see those and be uh. extremely bitter. i feel bad but i also am like tehe :)
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
video of her taking off my fake injuries lmao and both of us generally being cute
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
thinking abt the first night on my porch with wine and the radio and she said "i haven't enjoyed my time with someone this much in a really long time" and then i kissed her
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i do still wonder how much she's in this and doubt if there's potential for this to turn into something. but. we spend a lot of time talking in depth about relationships as a concept so it would be weird if there wasn't at least Potential
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
photos she took of me in the bathroom at 4am after the party. i'm so cooked dude
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
something crazy is the bouncers at the club didn't believe her ID was real and she is 32. she looks so young meanwhile i get carded pretty rarely these days. oof
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM