Ivey Classic
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I have been aware of the killer since birth
[bolting awake in a cold sweat] Brad Pitt Greys Anatomy Jamaican Patois Grim Reaper
September 18, 2023 at 5:57 AM
[bolting awake in a cold sweat] Brad Pitt Greys Anatomy Jamaican Patois Grim Reaper
Dudes from like east Africa and a certain type of nerdy gay black dude have the exact same wardrobe
September 13, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Dudes from like east Africa and a certain type of nerdy gay black dude have the exact same wardrobe
Awards I won:
Top 3 Killers
Top 5 Snipers
Most Beautiful Thug
Strangest Penis
Best in Show
Perfect Attendance
Best Original Score
Top 6 Murderers
Coach of the Year
Top 3 Killers
Top 5 Snipers
Most Beautiful Thug
Strangest Penis
Best in Show
Perfect Attendance
Best Original Score
Top 6 Murderers
Coach of the Year
September 12, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Awards I won:
Top 3 Killers
Top 5 Snipers
Most Beautiful Thug
Strangest Penis
Best in Show
Perfect Attendance
Best Original Score
Top 6 Murderers
Coach of the Year
Top 3 Killers
Top 5 Snipers
Most Beautiful Thug
Strangest Penis
Best in Show
Perfect Attendance
Best Original Score
Top 6 Murderers
Coach of the Year
I will burst into the tavern laughing like yo ho ho and throw some doubloons down on the counter
September 11, 2023 at 8:09 PM
I will burst into the tavern laughing like yo ho ho and throw some doubloons down on the counter
The Hamburgler is a thug
September 9, 2023 at 6:51 PM
The Hamburgler is a thug
Always found it insane that everyone took the line about the best damn band in the whole damn land…and Texas is the reason! or whatever in These are the Days to be a unilateral reference to the band of the same name and not a multipurpose phrase of any sort. Lift to experience is from fucking Denton
September 9, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Always found it insane that everyone took the line about the best damn band in the whole damn land…and Texas is the reason! or whatever in These are the Days to be a unilateral reference to the band of the same name and not a multipurpose phrase of any sort. Lift to experience is from fucking Denton
I’m bringing Ratatat back bitch
September 7, 2023 at 3:12 PM
I’m bringing Ratatat back bitch
It’s funny Noname’s whole career was built on the backs of NPR listening Pitchfork reading urbane liberals and she thought she could just Varg it up with no consequences
September 6, 2023 at 9:56 PM
It’s funny Noname’s whole career was built on the backs of NPR listening Pitchfork reading urbane liberals and she thought she could just Varg it up with no consequences
Donkey Kong: Year One
September 5, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Donkey Kong: Year One
This is fxcking chilling
September 4, 2023 at 4:48 AM
This is fxcking chilling
Eating Ivey’s Choice Select Pieces..delicious
September 3, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Eating Ivey’s Choice Select Pieces..delicious
Summer is unfortunately over and it is fall now. Adjust accordingly!
September 1, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Summer is unfortunately over and it is fall now. Adjust accordingly!
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I feel like Ivey in this Swintweather
September 1, 2023 at 5:23 AM
I feel like Ivey in this Swintweather
I am a democrat. That means that Joe Biden is my, “comfort character.” And that Donald Trump gives the ick…
August 30, 2023 at 6:01 AM
I am a democrat. That means that Joe Biden is my, “comfort character.” And that Donald Trump gives the ick…
My wife’s dumb pussy is one of the stupidest things on earth
August 29, 2023 at 8:46 PM
My wife’s dumb pussy is one of the stupidest things on earth
Twitter’s most forbidden images
August 28, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Twitter’s most forbidden images
Yes I do have BPD (battered penis disorder)
August 28, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Yes I do have BPD (battered penis disorder)
My beautiful daughters from different marriages
August 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
My beautiful daughters from different marriages
They’ve been calling me Makoto lately bedause when they see me they say ohhh that ginger dressing
August 20, 2023 at 4:35 PM
They’ve been calling me Makoto lately bedause when they see me they say ohhh that ginger dressing
Who could forget that beautiful day on liveleak in 2016 when I was trying to show my friends the Pripyat fish video and liveleak front page advertised a video called “Penis Maggots (Brazil)”
August 17, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Who could forget that beautiful day on liveleak in 2016 when I was trying to show my friends the Pripyat fish video and liveleak front page advertised a video called “Penis Maggots (Brazil)”