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Seth Gordon
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It’s so expensive to have TV as your personality now.

It used to only cost an antenna.
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folllowed Frog and Toad Bot as a nice palette cleanser amongst the horrors.
April 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I don’t judge all Tesla drivers, but definitely the ones with temp tags.

They made that choice recently.
April 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Mark Twain soft launch.
April 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just what KC needs…another ferris wheel.
April 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
99% of the time I’m agnostic…but how do you explain Tyson chicken tenders and Arby’s curly fries taking the same amount of time in the air frier?
April 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If peeing were put behind a paywall I’d simply piss myself.
April 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
April 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Musk and Trump both killing brands.
April 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Happy National Walking Day.

Please enjoy this playlist I made a few years back when there was nothing else to do.

open.spotify.com/playlist/4PS...
Walkfest 2020
open.spotify.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by Seth Gordon
The most important tool that Democrats have right now, in the minority, is communications. The microphone and platforms are just sitting there, and they're up for grabs.

Booker showed he's in the 10% of Democrats who seem to understand that.
yall we can’t collectively screech that “no one’s doing anything!” and then say “no not like that” when someone actually does something.

is Booker’s filibuster gonna save the world? of course not. but since courage begets courage it could lead to more. I’m fucking cynical as hell but come on.
April 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The tariffs are bad but we can get by without Canadian bacon. It’s just ham. It’s always been ham.
April 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Can you imagine if skunks could fly? Just crop dusting us.
March 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Get your tickets/boarding passes here!

www.eventbrite.com/e/baggage-cl...
March 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Breaking News: Trump ordered tinier desk concerts at NPR.
March 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The 3 Amigos and Tropic Thunder are the same plot.
March 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m glad eggs are getting bad PR. Why are they so special to be eaten every day anyway?

It’s pizza’s chance to become #1 breakfast food.
March 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Love this so much.
March 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Would lose at Amazing Race distracted by all the new airport foods.
March 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
March 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me watching SNL 50
February 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you’re staycationin we got you covered.
February 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Happy Gotcha Day to my #1 Customer.
February 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM