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Evalon°。🎧✮💿
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❝ I am cringe, but I am free ❞
Evalon | 28 | she/her | angel of shitposting

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🌕 Logged in from the moon
🦢 Swan princess
🐇 Code bunny
👩🏻‍💻 Nerd, reader, gamer

Cursed by a witch, I cannot spell

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If you are posting "Abolish ICE" take the time to send a letter to the U.S. House and Senate with this automated system from the ACLU. Words followed by action.

Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities | American Civil Liberties Union share.google/KzUIrwg5BYfd...
Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities
An ICE agent shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis. This news is devastating. ICE must immediately withdraw its 2,000 agents from Minnesota and Congress must block any new funding to immigr...
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Cold emailing tech ceos lol
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I want to get close to you
Shoulder Song
YouTube video by Victor Jones - Topic
music.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 AM
At the funeral home trying not to flirt
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Black bean burger 💖💖💖
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I curse like a wizard
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I love living 💖💖💖 I like being alive sometimes
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
You're sending me an invite to a networking event, I am in your building crawling through the vents
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
GOD IN EVERY ANIMAL
DEVIL IN THE DETAILS
January 28, 2026 at 3:36 AM
YOU CAN TRY TO KILL ME IF YOU WANT, IT'LL PROBABLY TURN ME ON
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I might need to make a professional account here to post my projects, ugh

I don't like having public profiles showing my face. I'll make a logo or something.
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Getting high because woop
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
No one wants to hire anyone. How am I supposed to survive
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Finding the emails of recruiters and cold emailing their asses (this will do nothing, but at least I tried)
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 AM
New Amazing Digital Circus when
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Please give me good options to watch whilst high, everything is BORING
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I should be high watching something funny, but idk what to WATCH
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I have received no rejection letters, no interview requests, and no anything. Who do I need to manipulate into giving me a job?
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Job market making me crazy
a cartoon of spongebob in a spongebob squarepants scene
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob running like he's lost his mind
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
My advice is to eat more black bean burgers
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
My posts that do the best are always the most boring version of myself
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Evalon°。🎧✮💿
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Partaking in nostalgia of early y2K futurism and tech, combined with the warm, thrifty collage and quickness of late Y2K.
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I changed my banner for the first time in six months. I miss it already, but it no longer makes sense without my seraphim.on.computer handle :(

Craving some y2K futurism too
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Reposted by Evalon°。🎧✮💿
A menstrual cup website is closing and the last of their stock is selling. There are other things too but this cup is $6 if you’ve ever wanted to try one. I’ve used this brand before and liked it.
The June Menstrual Cup - Firm Mini
Our new cup in stain-resistant blue made for active days or people who prefer a firmer silicone.
thejunecup.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 AM