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-𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚!-
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"𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖 '𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌' 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑!"
He tosses a soft blanket to Ripper.
*Ah! sudden robbery! there's the blade!*
"This has now become a stick up! fork over ALL your blankets or else!"
*Ah! sudden robbery! there's the blade!*
"This has now become a stick up! fork over ALL your blankets or else!"
You could threaten their demons or party instead. Maybe ask for a relic as compensation. Those net good money.”
*Ah! sudden robbery! there's the blade!*
"This has now become a stick up! fork over ALL your blankets or else!"
You really need to learn proper shakedown tactics for macca.”
"...Not my fault everyone has way better blankets than I can afford..."
"...Not my fault everyone has way better blankets than I can afford..."
He playfully chided Ripper.
*Ripper grumbled a bit, seems he's struggling to decide if he's a fan of piggyback rides or not...*
"Why must you torment me so..."
"...Not my fault everyone has way better blankets than I can afford..."
*Ripper grumbled a bit, seems he's struggling to decide if he's a fan of piggyback rides or not...*
"Why must you torment me so..."
He’s picking Jack Ripper up for a piggyback ride!
“Heyyyyyy!”
"...How long has it been this time? a month? two months?"
"Geez I need to get out more often..."
*Ripper grumbled a bit, seems he's struggling to decide if he's a fan of piggyback rides or not...*
"Why must you torment me so..."
"...How long has it been this time? a month? two months?"
"Geez I need to get out more often..."
"...How long has it been this time? a month? two months?"
"Geez I need to get out more often..."
*The demon sighs, shrugging*
*The demon sighs, shrugging*
*The demon sighs, shrugging*
"I hate to say it, the real thing has been dead for a LONG while... I only exist due to pictures and drawings from back in the day..."
"So in short, I ain't THAT Jack the Ripper... so uh, sorry??? I guess?"
"I hate to say it, the real thing has been dead for a LONG while... I only exist due to pictures and drawings from back in the day..."
"So in short, I ain't THAT Jack the Ripper... so uh, sorry??? I guess?"
"Name's Ripper, Jack Ripper... here's to us... never being friends, I suppose."
"Name's Ripper, Jack Ripper... here's to us... never being friends, I suppose."
*The impish demon leaned on the wall next to her, sighing*
"'Ya got a name?"
"Well aren't you smart. Guess you could say I am a 'tough customer'..."
*The impish demon leaned on the wall next to her, sighing*
"'Ya got a name?"
*He was about to reach for his razor, but stops himself...*
"You seem like a tough customer though, and I know who not to pick my fights with, so I suppose you can stay around..."
"What, am I not allowed to hang about where I want to?"
*He was about to reach for his razor, but stops himself...*
"You seem like a tough customer though, and I know who not to pick my fights with, so I suppose you can stay around..."
*A strange figure in a trench coat seemed to walk towards her in the alley... at first, the shadows made this being frightening... menacing even... until he stepped out of the shadows and... well, he wasn't as scary as one would think...*
"The hell are you doin' here?"
Kitty popped a red lollipop as she leaned against a wall in an alleyway, hood over her head and arms crossed. She just watched people go about their day...
*A strange figure in a trench coat seemed to walk towards her in the alley... at first, the shadows made this being frightening... menacing even... until he stepped out of the shadows and... well, he wasn't as scary as one would think...*
"The hell are you doin' here?"
"FINALLY! I'M FREE! A GAME WITH ME IN IT THAT ISN'T JUST MOBILE SLOP, AFTER NEARLY A DECADE!"
"FINALLY! I'M FREE! A GAME WITH ME IN IT THAT ISN'T JUST MOBILE SLOP, AFTER NEARLY A DECADE!"
"FINALLY! I'M FREE! A GAME WITH ME IN IT THAT ISN'T JUST MOBILE SLOP, AFTER NEARLY A DECADE!"
*Sigh*
"HEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Sigh*
"HEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Kinda sucks honestly..."
"Kinda sucks honestly..."
"Why the hell are y'all talking about taxes?"
"Why the hell are y'all talking about taxes?"
"But this late at night? not a chance..."
"But this late at night? not a chance..."
"Now however, it's like I'm a clown reserved for parties, sure they see me, but only a few times..."
*Sigh*
"Sorry, I was just... expressing my thoughts with a dream I had...."
"Now however, it's like I'm a clown reserved for parties, sure they see me, but only a few times..."
*Sigh*
"Sorry, I was just... expressing my thoughts with a dream I had...."