Senor Penor
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Road rage? The road didn't do shit, it's that other guy I'm mad at.
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Road rage? The road didn't do shit, it's that other guy I'm mad at.
The British accent essentially boils down to seeing how many consonants you can get away with not pronouncing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The British accent essentially boils down to seeing how many consonants you can get away with not pronouncing.
Gonna start using the Socratic method whenever somebody asks me a dumb question. What do YOU think I meant with that post about the Teletubbies?
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Gonna start using the Socratic method whenever somebody asks me a dumb question. What do YOU think I meant with that post about the Teletubbies?
Can somebody deepfry the 67 meme so my generation can laugh at it too?
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Can somebody deepfry the 67 meme so my generation can laugh at it too?
Genuine question: how the fuck do construction workers manage to put up cranes without anybody noticing? I don't think I've ever seen them set up or break down the crane, it just materializes and vanishes as needed.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Genuine question: how the fuck do construction workers manage to put up cranes without anybody noticing? I don't think I've ever seen them set up or break down the crane, it just materializes and vanishes as needed.
The hardest part of getting out of bed is getting out of bed
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The hardest part of getting out of bed is getting out of bed
Regardless of what liberals tell you, loud DOES equal funny.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Regardless of what liberals tell you, loud DOES equal funny.
Tupac alive in Enschede
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tupac alive in Enschede
Do y'all think the Teletubbies live together in a polycule or do they just split the rent?
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Do y'all think the Teletubbies live together in a polycule or do they just split the rent?
Picking up a thing of Tylenol to replenish my autism like a TF2 health pack
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Picking up a thing of Tylenol to replenish my autism like a TF2 health pack
She wood on my pecker or something idfk
September 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
She wood on my pecker or something idfk
Why are they called "waiters" when I'M the one waiting an hour for the bastard.
September 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why are they called "waiters" when I'M the one waiting an hour for the bastard.
Starting a GoFundMe to buy a nuclear missile and fire it as Israel.
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Starting a GoFundMe to buy a nuclear missile and fire it as Israel.
Normally not a rap guy, but Jay-Z cooked with "If you can't buy it twice, you can't afford it"
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Normally not a rap guy, but Jay-Z cooked with "If you can't buy it twice, you can't afford it"
Technically, I have never died before, so we can't be 100% sure I'm not immortal.
September 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Technically, I have never died before, so we can't be 100% sure I'm not immortal.
They're in awe of my 'tism
September 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
They're in awe of my 'tism
Right now at KFC: A kick in the nuts for $6
August 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Right now at KFC: A kick in the nuts for $6
When I die, they should taxidermy me so I can spend many more years being taller than people
August 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
When I die, they should taxidermy me so I can spend many more years being taller than people
I like 2 things: exercise and lying to people for my own amusement
August 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I like 2 things: exercise and lying to people for my own amusement
For my 23rd birthday I got to pick my good leg.
August 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
For my 23rd birthday I got to pick my good leg.
Any future sentient AI is not gonna be ready for how insanely robophobic I will be
August 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Any future sentient AI is not gonna be ready for how insanely robophobic I will be
Some people clown on Asian languages for the stroke order but those same people would look at you really weird if you wrote your M from right to left.
August 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Some people clown on Asian languages for the stroke order but those same people would look at you really weird if you wrote your M from right to left.
If the government mandated a girlfriend for everyone, the gacha games industry would collapse overnight I reckon
July 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If the government mandated a girlfriend for everyone, the gacha games industry would collapse overnight I reckon
Gonna start recycling my jokes, it's better for the enviornment
July 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gonna start recycling my jokes, it's better for the enviornment
God did me so dirty, making me 6'5 then giving me a thing for tall women
June 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
God did me so dirty, making me 6'5 then giving me a thing for tall women