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29 / EE in NJ
fake lore drops
fake lore drops
I have inherited an empire of oat. I don’t what exactly I should have to do with all these oats, they’ll spoil before I manage the situation
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I have inherited an empire of oat. I don’t what exactly I should have to do with all these oats, they’ll spoil before I manage the situation
Does anyone remember how in #Hoboken there used to be a road between Willow and Clinton? Maple Ave it was called. Well I was there earlier today, and it’s gone and Willow is next to Clinton now. They must have dug it up in the night, but it was there yesterday. I signed a lease for a place there
September 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Does anyone remember how in #Hoboken there used to be a road between Willow and Clinton? Maple Ave it was called. Well I was there earlier today, and it’s gone and Willow is next to Clinton now. They must have dug it up in the night, but it was there yesterday. I signed a lease for a place there
Tim Hecker ad-lib and it’s just the the musical equivalent of a plane flying away coated in a hundred layers of max msp reverb and granular synthesis ggrainer time scaling
#musicsky
#musicsky
July 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tim Hecker ad-lib and it’s just the the musical equivalent of a plane flying away coated in a hundred layers of max msp reverb and granular synthesis ggrainer time scaling
#musicsky
#musicsky
Like we have a water system and an electric grid, we should have a pipe organ grid, where you can turn on an f# spigot to hear a deep droning hum. You wake up in the night to a g leak in your walls, and it feels like an earthquake
July 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Like we have a water system and an electric grid, we should have a pipe organ grid, where you can turn on an f# spigot to hear a deep droning hum. You wake up in the night to a g leak in your walls, and it feels like an earthquake
When you buy a couch, they laugh at you. They have warehouses full of couches they can’t get rid of, and they have to, there’s more couches coming. Only people who’ve moved to different states know just how unwanted perfect couches are
June 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When you buy a couch, they laugh at you. They have warehouses full of couches they can’t get rid of, and they have to, there’s more couches coming. Only people who’ve moved to different states know just how unwanted perfect couches are
It’s dog hot today. I want to sit on a cold steel chair. I want to melt on silk sheets. My air barely works. Im reduced to a slug.
I see a water bug in my apartment. I get it man.
I plead for it.
There’s not much here for you-, go home.
It doesn’t
I slouch towards raid
I see a water bug in my apartment. I get it man.
I plead for it.
There’s not much here for you-, go home.
It doesn’t
I slouch towards raid
June 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s dog hot today. I want to sit on a cold steel chair. I want to melt on silk sheets. My air barely works. Im reduced to a slug.
I see a water bug in my apartment. I get it man.
I plead for it.
There’s not much here for you-, go home.
It doesn’t
I slouch towards raid
I see a water bug in my apartment. I get it man.
I plead for it.
There’s not much here for you-, go home.
It doesn’t
I slouch towards raid
I just turned on the light, and you turned your head towards it. That’s the moth in you. You haven’t lost your “moth sense” so to say
June 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I just turned on the light, and you turned your head towards it. That’s the moth in you. You haven’t lost your “moth sense” so to say
I don’t think you can truly get the value of a beaver until you’ve been majorly inconvenienced by an insignificant river. Like you would assume rivers are solved, but we really haven’t moved past the Oregon Trail in our ability to deal with them. Beavers, they have solved rivers
June 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I don’t think you can truly get the value of a beaver until you’ve been majorly inconvenienced by an insignificant river. Like you would assume rivers are solved, but we really haven’t moved past the Oregon Trail in our ability to deal with them. Beavers, they have solved rivers
June 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I liked demons, but I think it made me lose respect for Dostoyevsky. Like even he wasn’t above being petty and putting his rivals as annoying characters idk
#booksky
#booksky
June 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I liked demons, but I think it made me lose respect for Dostoyevsky. Like even he wasn’t above being petty and putting his rivals as annoying characters idk
#booksky
#booksky
When I’m in manhattan I have this habit where when I hear music, I always walk towards it and try to find the source - like I’m in some kind of rpg. If anyone wants to rob me, this is the best way btw
June 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When I’m in manhattan I have this habit where when I hear music, I always walk towards it and try to find the source - like I’m in some kind of rpg. If anyone wants to rob me, this is the best way btw
lindy_yimby: I don’t think tap water should be free. It should cost the same as cold cuts. It should be privatized and cost the same per pound as roast beef, $20
|_you are a demon from hell!
|_scum!
|_this is rage bait btw
|_you pay 20 for a pound of roast beef?
|_yea
|_you are a demon from hell!
|_scum!
|_this is rage bait btw
|_you pay 20 for a pound of roast beef?
|_yea
June 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
lindy_yimby: I don’t think tap water should be free. It should cost the same as cold cuts. It should be privatized and cost the same per pound as roast beef, $20
|_you are a demon from hell!
|_scum!
|_this is rage bait btw
|_you pay 20 for a pound of roast beef?
|_yea
|_you are a demon from hell!
|_scum!
|_this is rage bait btw
|_you pay 20 for a pound of roast beef?
|_yea
Guy who moved from Greenpoint to Ridgewood: “the years, after all, have a kind of emptiness when we spend too many of them on a foreign shore. We defer the reality of life until a future moment when we again breathe our Greenpoint air. But, by and by, there are no future moments”
June 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Guy who moved from Greenpoint to Ridgewood: “the years, after all, have a kind of emptiness when we spend too many of them on a foreign shore. We defer the reality of life until a future moment when we again breathe our Greenpoint air. But, by and by, there are no future moments”
After work the robots go to the robot sauna where they plug into a current so high their capacitors nearly pop off
June 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
After work the robots go to the robot sauna where they plug into a current so high their capacitors nearly pop off
How can we trust you anymore, Peter? So tell me, is there even really a greater hidden society of uncs, with thousands of troops like ours, spread out across the globe? You smirked. You’re lying. We’re your only troop of uncs
June 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How can we trust you anymore, Peter? So tell me, is there even really a greater hidden society of uncs, with thousands of troops like ours, spread out across the globe? You smirked. You’re lying. We’re your only troop of uncs
I noticed some inefficiencies in the rock cycle, who’s the point of contact for this
June 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I noticed some inefficiencies in the rock cycle, who’s the point of contact for this
winters ending and all the snowmen are sweating
June 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
winters ending and all the snowmen are sweating
When I see Modest Mouse now, I see dive bar Pearl Jam guys. Most artists fail when they lose touch, but Isaac is the reverse. He’s authentically the kind of person now that there’s millions of in Wash. This is who he was fated to become, indie rock legend just a detour on the way
#musicsky
#musicsky
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I see Modest Mouse now, I see dive bar Pearl Jam guys. Most artists fail when they lose touch, but Isaac is the reverse. He’s authentically the kind of person now that there’s millions of in Wash. This is who he was fated to become, indie rock legend just a detour on the way
#musicsky
#musicsky
Drain gang is wild to me, like a drain, of all things, that’s what you chose to align with? I have those in my tub
June 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Drain gang is wild to me, like a drain, of all things, that’s what you chose to align with? I have those in my tub
It’s kind of funny working with the same people for 5+ years. Like were just forgetting things. We’re asking each other for things, and then blaming each other for things we asked for. And we don’t call it out, we don’t remember that we were asked. We’re only in our late 20s, pretty much doomed
June 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s kind of funny working with the same people for 5+ years. Like were just forgetting things. We’re asking each other for things, and then blaming each other for things we asked for. And we don’t call it out, we don’t remember that we were asked. We’re only in our late 20s, pretty much doomed
Pitbull, mr worldwide (a way of saying a global citizen / member of the theosophical society) announced his intention to rerecord all his albums in esperanto
June 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Pitbull, mr worldwide (a way of saying a global citizen / member of the theosophical society) announced his intention to rerecord all his albums in esperanto
Swimming up a mountain using a complex system of locks
May 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Swimming up a mountain using a complex system of locks
Asked to leave the function after I questioned if a drunk donkey is considered ine-bray-ated. It was a joke, no one really laughed sure, but since when is that a requirement
May 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Asked to leave the function after I questioned if a drunk donkey is considered ine-bray-ated. It was a joke, no one really laughed sure, but since when is that a requirement
My doctor said that I should stop asking him how my old calcium empire is doing
May 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My doctor said that I should stop asking him how my old calcium empire is doing
A buddy of mine, he went and plugged his usb headphones into his cellphones backup battery - and I guess he heard the kinds of songs his phone listens to to recharge. Well after, he ended up throwing his phone in a lake, just from the second-hand embarrassment
May 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A buddy of mine, he went and plugged his usb headphones into his cellphones backup battery - and I guess he heard the kinds of songs his phone listens to to recharge. Well after, he ended up throwing his phone in a lake, just from the second-hand embarrassment