Selphchu
@selphchu.bsky.social
Crack Ship Enthusiast, Mom, Wife, Perpetually Sleepy.
Rhiannyn @ AO3
She/Her
Rhiannyn @ AO3
She/Her
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Potatoes were a big hit for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Potatoes were a big hit for Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why won't my doggo just let me serenade her without running away from me?
October 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Why won't my doggo just let me serenade her without running away from me?
Listen to smutty audiobook on my way home from work.
Get home. We decide to go to dinner.
Get into husband's car.
Bluetooth audio connects to my phone.
Smutty audiobook blasts from speakers.
Insert me screeching and telling the child not to listen while frantically turning it down.
🤦
Get home. We decide to go to dinner.
Get into husband's car.
Bluetooth audio connects to my phone.
Smutty audiobook blasts from speakers.
Insert me screeching and telling the child not to listen while frantically turning it down.
🤦
September 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Listen to smutty audiobook on my way home from work.
Get home. We decide to go to dinner.
Get into husband's car.
Bluetooth audio connects to my phone.
Smutty audiobook blasts from speakers.
Insert me screeching and telling the child not to listen while frantically turning it down.
🤦
Get home. We decide to go to dinner.
Get into husband's car.
Bluetooth audio connects to my phone.
Smutty audiobook blasts from speakers.
Insert me screeching and telling the child not to listen while frantically turning it down.
🤦
So, we have had earthquake, 100 degrees, followed by rain with thunder and lightning today... What's next for tomorrow? And can it involve napping?
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
So, we have had earthquake, 100 degrees, followed by rain with thunder and lightning today... What's next for tomorrow? And can it involve napping?
August 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm back on my VinTi bullshit y'all
July 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm back on my VinTi bullshit y'all
Yay! Home! Nothing beats landing in SFO and having to drive home in the midst of rush-hour traffic... Oops. Oh well, still... HOME! Ready to flop in my bed! But not before blessing the wonderful peeps on Ao3 with some goods first!
June 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yay! Home! Nothing beats landing in SFO and having to drive home in the midst of rush-hour traffic... Oops. Oh well, still... HOME! Ready to flop in my bed! But not before blessing the wonderful peeps on Ao3 with some goods first!
First thing to be seen once I stepped out of the airport in Arizona. Fitting. 🌵🏜️☀️
June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
First thing to be seen once I stepped out of the airport in Arizona. Fitting. 🌵🏜️☀️
How many fanfics about the same pairing is too many? Asking for a friend.
June 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
How many fanfics about the same pairing is too many? Asking for a friend.
Someone explain to me how my child is almost done with second grade already? Like what the hell? She's gonna be in college tomorrow, I swear...
In other news, Clair Obscur is wonderful. Not done yet, but playing when I can. Been listening to the soundtrack on my way to and from work.
In other news, Clair Obscur is wonderful. Not done yet, but playing when I can. Been listening to the soundtrack on my way to and from work.
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Someone explain to me how my child is almost done with second grade already? Like what the hell? She's gonna be in college tomorrow, I swear...
In other news, Clair Obscur is wonderful. Not done yet, but playing when I can. Been listening to the soundtrack on my way to and from work.
In other news, Clair Obscur is wonderful. Not done yet, but playing when I can. Been listening to the soundtrack on my way to and from work.
@mundas.bsky.social is the worst!!! Wakes me up and babbles at me... then passes out and snores right next to my ear.
And now I'm stuck awake.
I'm gonna punch the butt.
And now I'm stuck awake.
I'm gonna punch the butt.
May 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@mundas.bsky.social is the worst!!! Wakes me up and babbles at me... then passes out and snores right next to my ear.
And now I'm stuck awake.
I'm gonna punch the butt.
And now I'm stuck awake.
I'm gonna punch the butt.
Just a great morning of waking up and working on fanfics while hanging out in a cabin in the mountains with 11 other adults and no children.
@heerotheshiro.bsky.social and I are going to have secret sexy writing time later. With cocktails. 😍🍸💻
@heerotheshiro.bsky.social and I are going to have secret sexy writing time later. With cocktails. 😍🍸💻
May 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just a great morning of waking up and working on fanfics while hanging out in a cabin in the mountains with 11 other adults and no children.
@heerotheshiro.bsky.social and I are going to have secret sexy writing time later. With cocktails. 😍🍸💻
@heerotheshiro.bsky.social and I are going to have secret sexy writing time later. With cocktails. 😍🍸💻
I am almost done with the fanfic I'm working on currently. Like, only a couple more chapters to write. And I've already got other things planned for after. I need help... :)
April 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I am almost done with the fanfic I'm working on currently. Like, only a couple more chapters to write. And I've already got other things planned for after. I need help... :)
I have survived the child's 8th birthday party with many children. Barely.
April 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have survived the child's 8th birthday party with many children. Barely.
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Blue Prince is an excellent collaborative family game and becoming a real fucking problem. We have like 16 hours in it over the weekend with all of Sunday left to go...
April 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Blue Prince is an excellent collaborative family game and becoming a real fucking problem. We have like 16 hours in it over the weekend with all of Sunday left to go...
Bibbidi, bobbidi, someone else fold my fucking laundry.
April 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Bibbidi, bobbidi, someone else fold my fucking laundry.
Sometimes I just want to lay on the floor and make a bunch of strange noises that may be adjacent to animal noises. Why? I dunno. Because life.
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes I just want to lay on the floor and make a bunch of strange noises that may be adjacent to animal noises. Why? I dunno. Because life.
In better news, happy wedding anniversary @mundas.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️ still like you, I guess.
March 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In better news, happy wedding anniversary @mundas.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️ still like you, I guess.
My announcement of the day:
Migraines are effing stupid. That is all.
Migraines are effing stupid. That is all.
March 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My announcement of the day:
Migraines are effing stupid. That is all.
Migraines are effing stupid. That is all.
About to karaoke my ass off with @heerotheshiro.bsky.social <3
If any of my Ao3 followers are into sexy yaoi from various fandoms, my girl here is an expert. Just sayin' <3
If any of my Ao3 followers are into sexy yaoi from various fandoms, my girl here is an expert. Just sayin' <3
March 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
About to karaoke my ass off with @heerotheshiro.bsky.social <3
If any of my Ao3 followers are into sexy yaoi from various fandoms, my girl here is an expert. Just sayin' <3
If any of my Ao3 followers are into sexy yaoi from various fandoms, my girl here is an expert. Just sayin' <3
Daughter: "Monday is the worst day of the week."
Preach, girl, preach. 🤣
Preach, girl, preach. 🤣
March 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Daughter: "Monday is the worst day of the week."
Preach, girl, preach. 🤣
Preach, girl, preach. 🤣
My fanfic posting policy is to always try to be at least 10+ chapters ahead of what is going up on AO3. This is so that if I hit a slump, I have some backlog to post so I can get my shit together. Well, in my sickly state, I wrote an absolute f-ton and now have 15+ in backlog. Buckle up friends!
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My fanfic posting policy is to always try to be at least 10+ chapters ahead of what is going up on AO3. This is so that if I hit a slump, I have some backlog to post so I can get my shit together. Well, in my sickly state, I wrote an absolute f-ton and now have 15+ in backlog. Buckle up friends!