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Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?
“Mario sucks right?”
Fanon Luigi: oh yeah he sucks I’m sick of living in his shadow
Canon Luigi: you say that one more time and I’m gonna throw you under a thwomp
Fanon Luigi: oh yeah he sucks I’m sick of living in his shadow
Canon Luigi: you say that one more time and I’m gonna throw you under a thwomp
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“Mario sucks right?”
Fanon Luigi: oh yeah he sucks I’m sick of living in his shadow
Canon Luigi: you say that one more time and I’m gonna throw you under a thwomp
Fanon Luigi: oh yeah he sucks I’m sick of living in his shadow
Canon Luigi: you say that one more time and I’m gonna throw you under a thwomp
Apple tv what the hell are you even doing here?
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Apple tv what the hell are you even doing here?
So I was clearing out my alarms and getting rid of the ones I don’t use anymore and I found this one and I completely forget the context. What kind of thing would this have possibly been set to remind me to do?
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
So I was clearing out my alarms and getting rid of the ones I don’t use anymore and I found this one and I completely forget the context. What kind of thing would this have possibly been set to remind me to do?
There are fish living inside my brain
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There are fish living inside my brain
Feel free to play fast and loose with the rules (especially dragons because they have the least set in stone lore out of pretty much any fantasy creature)
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Feel free to play fast and loose with the rules (especially dragons because they have the least set in stone lore out of pretty much any fantasy creature)
I love how Walt Disney’s idea of dwarves has been completely overshadowed by J. R. R. Tolkein’s idea of dwarves
Frankly I think Tolkien was cooking harder than Disney
Frankly I think Tolkien was cooking harder than Disney
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love how Walt Disney’s idea of dwarves has been completely overshadowed by J. R. R. Tolkein’s idea of dwarves
Frankly I think Tolkien was cooking harder than Disney
Frankly I think Tolkien was cooking harder than Disney
You’ve heard of the gaslight district. Now get ready for the gatekeep sector. And then after that the girlboss department
#thegaslightdistrict
#thegaslightdistrict
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You’ve heard of the gaslight district. Now get ready for the gatekeep sector. And then after that the girlboss department
#thegaslightdistrict
#thegaslightdistrict
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Generative AI is to art as steroids are to excercise
They’re both presented as a shortcut to something that’s worth working towards but they’re both ultimately bad for you
They’re both presented as a shortcut to something that’s worth working towards but they’re both ultimately bad for you
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Generative AI is to art as steroids are to excercise
They’re both presented as a shortcut to something that’s worth working towards but they’re both ultimately bad for you
They’re both presented as a shortcut to something that’s worth working towards but they’re both ultimately bad for you
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I found this gem on Reddit
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I found this gem on Reddit
I had a dream that my mom bred American woodcocks. It got to the point where there were hundreds of them in our yard. My dad hated it because they got in the way of him mowing the lawn
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I had a dream that my mom bred American woodcocks. It got to the point where there were hundreds of them in our yard. My dad hated it because they got in the way of him mowing the lawn
Me customizing my character in any other game: no! I can’t have a single strand of facial hair! That makes me feel dysphoric!
Me customizing my character in Deep Roch Galactic: if my beard is any smaller than half the size of my body then I have failed as a dwarf
#deeprockgalactic
Me customizing my character in Deep Roch Galactic: if my beard is any smaller than half the size of my body then I have failed as a dwarf
#deeprockgalactic
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me customizing my character in any other game: no! I can’t have a single strand of facial hair! That makes me feel dysphoric!
Me customizing my character in Deep Roch Galactic: if my beard is any smaller than half the size of my body then I have failed as a dwarf
#deeprockgalactic
Me customizing my character in Deep Roch Galactic: if my beard is any smaller than half the size of my body then I have failed as a dwarf
#deeprockgalactic
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Sherma from the hit game Silksong 🎵
September 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sherma from the hit game Silksong 🎵
Pale King in canon: I never would have done this if I didn’t see it necessary. Only one vessel was hollow enough and I had to kill the others. I deeply regret having to do this but it needed to be done
Pale king in fandom memes: HO BOY I LOVE KILLING BABIES!!!
Pale king in fandom memes: HO BOY I LOVE KILLING BABIES!!!
September 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Pale King in canon: I never would have done this if I didn’t see it necessary. Only one vessel was hollow enough and I had to kill the others. I deeply regret having to do this but it needed to be done
Pale king in fandom memes: HO BOY I LOVE KILLING BABIES!!!
Pale king in fandom memes: HO BOY I LOVE KILLING BABIES!!!
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
September 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
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Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
September 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr