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which one of yas forgot to flush the toilet after they've hed their shet?
it wasnt me!
well it was fockin one of yas! disgustang!
Pinned
airpods and their case
yesss my shrine is coming along fabulously.... plus extra heh
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@ahhchoo.bsky.social will beat me over the head with an oversized donkey Kong mallet to death at comic con in 2053. I had a vision last night.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
how i look unable to sleep because im yearning to be cherished and adored instead #yearn
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
im starting a link shrine will update when its further along.... stay tuned.....
October 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
how it feels to steal from hobby lobby
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
yes, I do still unironically listen to PPAP. yes I love it so much.
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
alt girls and their gay bsf
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@ramatttra FUCK YOU!!!! FYCK YOUUUUUU!!!!@ IM CALLING YOU OUT @RAMATRA
September 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I hope one day I take a DNA test and it turns out that im 98% Neanderthal. #thedream
September 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
just sharted
September 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
the reason we dont see JD vance much in public is because donald trump has him locked away in the white house pumping his young breast milk for donald to drink in hopes it'll make him youthful again
September 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I feel like im not meant to be me, im meant to be a single young trailer boy with an appreciation for music. I would play purple rain and grill some burgers as I stare off into the trailer park. maybe id have a beer or 2. maybe nothing matters in another life and thats a good thing. im a trailer boy
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
airpods and their case
September 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I feel like farting so bad that it burns ur nostrils needs to happen to everyone, at least once a month. To be reminded that they are infact just an animal, and our butholes stink just like one. we all need to be humbled once in awhile #saturday
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
stop why did I just see a flag at half mast for Charlie squirt? genuinely who gaf about that neo nazi rape defender?
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
how it feels to go to the dentist
September 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
waiting for Jeffree star to get trampled by one of his yaks #yearn
September 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ugh I wish I was cool
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
MY LIFE IS FALLING APART
September 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
quit blowing up my phone brub
May 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
siri delete JD vances life
March 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
just wonderful
February 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
why do I keep getting followers but my tweets aren't getting any hype!?? fake ass fans!!!!
January 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ever since I was a little girl I knew i wanted to grow up to be Trent reznor spinning in the closer music vid
December 12, 2024 at 4:24 AM
me: hiiiiii Adele
Adel: hallo from the other side
me:😭😂 like the song
December 8, 2024 at 5:14 PM