seitoplasm
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seitoplasm
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are lewd dad jokes daddy jokes?
December 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
At will employment is a scam by Big Will to get more wills
December 28, 2024 at 4:52 AM
We've all been misinterpreting "get fucked": they're just wishing us good sex lives. Next time, remember that the expected salutation is "You too!" with an exaggerated pelvic thrust
December 15, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Today's Weather:

Light rain, mild-to-moderate axe-murderer fog, and dog-sized opossums in your garage.
December 5, 2024 at 2:59 AM
cough drops specially formulated for farmers called Ag-Ricola
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Reposted by seitoplasm
what if your ideas are as in love with you as you are with them?

what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too?

what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things?

what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Bluesky's algorithm has decided I like nature and space photography. Yes please show me the universe
November 17, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Birds can have arms, as a treat.
November 17, 2024 at 3:01 AM
✨ Good news! ✨

Bugs exist
November 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
the Transatlantic accent but it's just how trans people from Atlantis talk
November 17, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Did you know?
November 17, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Mate is the past tense of meat.
November 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
If I ever ran a farm, I would call myself the CIEIO.
November 17, 2024 at 2:01 AM
When people started talking about choosing the bear, I thought they were talking about Jeremy Allen White. And I still do. Choose Jeremy Allen White. Choose the Bear.
'The Bear' star Jeremy Allen White thanks his sister and cast members in Emmys acceptance speech
YouTube video by ABC News
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2024 at 1:58 AM