Seinfeld In Decline
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This Show Peaked a While Ago
Wait, is this a reboot...?
Wait, is this a reboot...?
The Scheme
Jerry tries to convince Kramer to help him dig up Newman's grave; Elaine's boyfriend convinces her to invest in crypto.
George screams at a child.
Jerry tries to convince Kramer to help him dig up Newman's grave; Elaine's boyfriend convinces her to invest in crypto.
George screams at a child.
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Scheme
Jerry tries to convince Kramer to help him dig up Newman's grave; Elaine's boyfriend convinces her to invest in crypto.
George screams at a child.
Jerry tries to convince Kramer to help him dig up Newman's grave; Elaine's boyfriend convinces her to invest in crypto.
George screams at a child.
The Coworker
George feels mocked by his Gen Z coworker; Jerry tries to work a new Internet slang word into conversations.
Elaine can't seem to order Pizza; Kramer autotunes his voicemail greeting.
George feels mocked by his Gen Z coworker; Jerry tries to work a new Internet slang word into conversations.
Elaine can't seem to order Pizza; Kramer autotunes his voicemail greeting.
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Coworker
George feels mocked by his Gen Z coworker; Jerry tries to work a new Internet slang word into conversations.
Elaine can't seem to order Pizza; Kramer autotunes his voicemail greeting.
George feels mocked by his Gen Z coworker; Jerry tries to work a new Internet slang word into conversations.
Elaine can't seem to order Pizza; Kramer autotunes his voicemail greeting.
The Career Pivot
Jerry worries that woke culture is stalling his comedy career and returns to his job as an umbrella salesman with Kramer as his assistant; George begins to have feelings for an LLM.
Elaine tries to eat healthier.
Jerry worries that woke culture is stalling his comedy career and returns to his job as an umbrella salesman with Kramer as his assistant; George begins to have feelings for an LLM.
Elaine tries to eat healthier.
September 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Career Pivot
Jerry worries that woke culture is stalling his comedy career and returns to his job as an umbrella salesman with Kramer as his assistant; George begins to have feelings for an LLM.
Elaine tries to eat healthier.
Jerry worries that woke culture is stalling his comedy career and returns to his job as an umbrella salesman with Kramer as his assistant; George begins to have feelings for an LLM.
Elaine tries to eat healthier.
The Clipshow
When Jerry receives another Puffy Shirt as a gift, the gang reminisces about previous episodes.
When Jerry receives another Puffy Shirt as a gift, the gang reminisces about previous episodes.
September 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Clipshow
When Jerry receives another Puffy Shirt as a gift, the gang reminisces about previous episodes.
When Jerry receives another Puffy Shirt as a gift, the gang reminisces about previous episodes.
The Breach
George finds his personal information has been compromised in a large data breach; Jerry's girlfriend asks him if he watched the reels she sent him.
Kramer spreads a new 9/11 conspiracy.
George finds his personal information has been compromised in a large data breach; Jerry's girlfriend asks him if he watched the reels she sent him.
Kramer spreads a new 9/11 conspiracy.
September 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Breach
George finds his personal information has been compromised in a large data breach; Jerry's girlfriend asks him if he watched the reels she sent him.
Kramer spreads a new 9/11 conspiracy.
George finds his personal information has been compromised in a large data breach; Jerry's girlfriend asks him if he watched the reels she sent him.
Kramer spreads a new 9/11 conspiracy.
The Dick Pic
George goes to an attractive doctor for hemorrhoids; Jerry receives an unsolicited lewd picture via text.
Elaine helps Kramer try to catch an opossum.
George goes to an attractive doctor for hemorrhoids; Jerry receives an unsolicited lewd picture via text.
Elaine helps Kramer try to catch an opossum.
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Dick Pic
George goes to an attractive doctor for hemorrhoids; Jerry receives an unsolicited lewd picture via text.
Elaine helps Kramer try to catch an opossum.
George goes to an attractive doctor for hemorrhoids; Jerry receives an unsolicited lewd picture via text.
Elaine helps Kramer try to catch an opossum.
The Crush
Elaine mocks George for thinking his Gen Z coworker has a crush on him., meanwhile Jerry suffers food poisoning from a potato salad.
Kramer gets a longboard to Door Dash on.
Elaine mocks George for thinking his Gen Z coworker has a crush on him., meanwhile Jerry suffers food poisoning from a potato salad.
Kramer gets a longboard to Door Dash on.
September 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Crush
Elaine mocks George for thinking his Gen Z coworker has a crush on him., meanwhile Jerry suffers food poisoning from a potato salad.
Kramer gets a longboard to Door Dash on.
Elaine mocks George for thinking his Gen Z coworker has a crush on him., meanwhile Jerry suffers food poisoning from a potato salad.
Kramer gets a longboard to Door Dash on.
The Debt
George hates his Roomba; Jerry and Elaine Venmo each other the same $10 repeatedly.
Kramer tries to buy a gun.
George hates his Roomba; Jerry and Elaine Venmo each other the same $10 repeatedly.
Kramer tries to buy a gun.
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Debt
George hates his Roomba; Jerry and Elaine Venmo each other the same $10 repeatedly.
Kramer tries to buy a gun.
George hates his Roomba; Jerry and Elaine Venmo each other the same $10 repeatedly.
Kramer tries to buy a gun.
The Accusation
Jerry is accused of sexual harassment and Elaine refuses to defend him; George tries a new SSRI.
Kramer falls for a phishing scheme.
Jerry is accused of sexual harassment and Elaine refuses to defend him; George tries a new SSRI.
Kramer falls for a phishing scheme.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Accusation
Jerry is accused of sexual harassment and Elaine refuses to defend him; George tries a new SSRI.
Kramer falls for a phishing scheme.
Jerry is accused of sexual harassment and Elaine refuses to defend him; George tries a new SSRI.
Kramer falls for a phishing scheme.
The Comment
While camping with her boyfriend, Elaine is bitten by a bat; Kramer is mistaken for a creep online.
Jerry and George try to track down who left a mean comment on George's Instagram
While camping with her boyfriend, Elaine is bitten by a bat; Kramer is mistaken for a creep online.
Jerry and George try to track down who left a mean comment on George's Instagram
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Comment
While camping with her boyfriend, Elaine is bitten by a bat; Kramer is mistaken for a creep online.
Jerry and George try to track down who left a mean comment on George's Instagram
While camping with her boyfriend, Elaine is bitten by a bat; Kramer is mistaken for a creep online.
Jerry and George try to track down who left a mean comment on George's Instagram
The Restroom
Jerry and Elaine have to use an all gender restroom at the same time; Kramer holds a seance to try to contact the recently deceased Newman.
George gets a computer virus.
Jerry and Elaine have to use an all gender restroom at the same time; Kramer holds a seance to try to contact the recently deceased Newman.
George gets a computer virus.
September 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Restroom
Jerry and Elaine have to use an all gender restroom at the same time; Kramer holds a seance to try to contact the recently deceased Newman.
George gets a computer virus.
Jerry and Elaine have to use an all gender restroom at the same time; Kramer holds a seance to try to contact the recently deceased Newman.
George gets a computer virus.
The Apparition
Jerry thinks he sees an apparition of the recently deceased Newman; George and Kramer make a bet on a local election.
Elaine freaks out at the Apple Store
Jerry thinks he sees an apparition of the recently deceased Newman; George and Kramer make a bet on a local election.
Elaine freaks out at the Apple Store
September 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Apparition
Jerry thinks he sees an apparition of the recently deceased Newman; George and Kramer make a bet on a local election.
Elaine freaks out at the Apple Store
Jerry thinks he sees an apparition of the recently deceased Newman; George and Kramer make a bet on a local election.
Elaine freaks out at the Apple Store
The Setup
George shops for glasses after his botched Lasik but Jerry doesn't like any pair he tries on; Elaine falls for the Geek Squad employee setting up her new router.
Kramer gets maced.
George shops for glasses after his botched Lasik but Jerry doesn't like any pair he tries on; Elaine falls for the Geek Squad employee setting up her new router.
Kramer gets maced.
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Setup
George shops for glasses after his botched Lasik but Jerry doesn't like any pair he tries on; Elaine falls for the Geek Squad employee setting up her new router.
Kramer gets maced.
George shops for glasses after his botched Lasik but Jerry doesn't like any pair he tries on; Elaine falls for the Geek Squad employee setting up her new router.
Kramer gets maced.
The Manosphere
George gets life tips from an alpha male influencer online; Jerry helps Kramer bury the fursuit.
Elaine and Puddy play Pickleball.
George gets life tips from an alpha male influencer online; Jerry helps Kramer bury the fursuit.
Elaine and Puddy play Pickleball.
September 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Manosphere
George gets life tips from an alpha male influencer online; Jerry helps Kramer bury the fursuit.
Elaine and Puddy play Pickleball.
George gets life tips from an alpha male influencer online; Jerry helps Kramer bury the fursuit.
Elaine and Puddy play Pickleball.
The Fursuit
Kramer acquires a mascot costume and is mistaken for a furry; Jerry thinks a local restaurant is a front for a trafficking ring.
Elaine and George are both bullied by the same Reddit user.
Kramer acquires a mascot costume and is mistaken for a furry; Jerry thinks a local restaurant is a front for a trafficking ring.
Elaine and George are both bullied by the same Reddit user.
September 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Fursuit
Kramer acquires a mascot costume and is mistaken for a furry; Jerry thinks a local restaurant is a front for a trafficking ring.
Elaine and George are both bullied by the same Reddit user.
Kramer acquires a mascot costume and is mistaken for a furry; Jerry thinks a local restaurant is a front for a trafficking ring.
Elaine and George are both bullied by the same Reddit user.
The DM
Puddy DMs Elaine out of nowhere; Jerry and George's Lyft driver thinks they are a couple.
Kramer eats a ghost pepper.
Puddy DMs Elaine out of nowhere; Jerry and George's Lyft driver thinks they are a couple.
Kramer eats a ghost pepper.
September 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The DM
Puddy DMs Elaine out of nowhere; Jerry and George's Lyft driver thinks they are a couple.
Kramer eats a ghost pepper.
Puddy DMs Elaine out of nowhere; Jerry and George's Lyft driver thinks they are a couple.
Kramer eats a ghost pepper.
The Visit
Jerry visits Newman's grave; Elaine searches for holistic cold medicine for Kramer.
George can't get his dual monitors to work at the office.
Jerry visits Newman's grave; Elaine searches for holistic cold medicine for Kramer.
George can't get his dual monitors to work at the office.
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Visit
Jerry visits Newman's grave; Elaine searches for holistic cold medicine for Kramer.
George can't get his dual monitors to work at the office.
Jerry visits Newman's grave; Elaine searches for holistic cold medicine for Kramer.
George can't get his dual monitors to work at the office.
The Assistant
George begins using AI to write his reports at work; Jerry refuses to put his pronouns in an email signature.
Elaine regrets sampling Kramer's kombucha.
George begins using AI to write his reports at work; Jerry refuses to put his pronouns in an email signature.
Elaine regrets sampling Kramer's kombucha.
September 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Assistant
George begins using AI to write his reports at work; Jerry refuses to put his pronouns in an email signature.
Elaine regrets sampling Kramer's kombucha.
George begins using AI to write his reports at work; Jerry refuses to put his pronouns in an email signature.
Elaine regrets sampling Kramer's kombucha.
The Membership
Elaine can't log into her Spotify account; Kramer convinces Jerry to join a gym membership with him.
George gets Lasik
Elaine can't log into her Spotify account; Kramer convinces Jerry to join a gym membership with him.
George gets Lasik
September 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Membership
Elaine can't log into her Spotify account; Kramer convinces Jerry to join a gym membership with him.
George gets Lasik
Elaine can't log into her Spotify account; Kramer convinces Jerry to join a gym membership with him.
George gets Lasik
The Funeral
Kramer attempts to raise his spirits as Jerry's conscience weighs on him after Newman's funeral; Elaine's outfit causes a scene.
George thinks his doctor is insulting him.
Kramer attempts to raise his spirits as Jerry's conscience weighs on him after Newman's funeral; Elaine's outfit causes a scene.
George thinks his doctor is insulting him.
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Funeral
Kramer attempts to raise his spirits as Jerry's conscience weighs on him after Newman's funeral; Elaine's outfit causes a scene.
George thinks his doctor is insulting him.
Kramer attempts to raise his spirits as Jerry's conscience weighs on him after Newman's funeral; Elaine's outfit causes a scene.
George thinks his doctor is insulting him.
The Blocklist
Kramer becomes briefly Instagram famous while Jerry gets blocked on Bluesky; Elaine hates her work-provided keyboard.
George says a slur while playing an online game.
Kramer becomes briefly Instagram famous while Jerry gets blocked on Bluesky; Elaine hates her work-provided keyboard.
George says a slur while playing an online game.
September 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Blocklist
Kramer becomes briefly Instagram famous while Jerry gets blocked on Bluesky; Elaine hates her work-provided keyboard.
George says a slur while playing an online game.
Kramer becomes briefly Instagram famous while Jerry gets blocked on Bluesky; Elaine hates her work-provided keyboard.
George says a slur while playing an online game.
The Pen
Jerry gets an expensive new pen that George becomes jealous of; Kramer shops for a scarf.
Elaine's new boyfriend takes too long in the bathroom.
Jerry gets an expensive new pen that George becomes jealous of; Kramer shops for a scarf.
Elaine's new boyfriend takes too long in the bathroom.
September 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Pen
Jerry gets an expensive new pen that George becomes jealous of; Kramer shops for a scarf.
Elaine's new boyfriend takes too long in the bathroom.
Jerry gets an expensive new pen that George becomes jealous of; Kramer shops for a scarf.
Elaine's new boyfriend takes too long in the bathroom.
The Game
Kramer becomes obsessed with Minecraft; Jerry and Elaine watch too many Reels.
George overstates his tech knowledge at work.
Kramer becomes obsessed with Minecraft; Jerry and Elaine watch too many Reels.
George overstates his tech knowledge at work.
September 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Game
Kramer becomes obsessed with Minecraft; Jerry and Elaine watch too many Reels.
George overstates his tech knowledge at work.
Kramer becomes obsessed with Minecraft; Jerry and Elaine watch too many Reels.
George overstates his tech knowledge at work.
The E-Bike
Kramer gets an E-Bike to deliver food on; Jerry is asked to wear a mask after coughing and George gets a dirty look.
Elaine regrets updating her laptop.
Kramer gets an E-Bike to deliver food on; Jerry is asked to wear a mask after coughing and George gets a dirty look.
Elaine regrets updating her laptop.
September 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The E-Bike
Kramer gets an E-Bike to deliver food on; Jerry is asked to wear a mask after coughing and George gets a dirty look.
Elaine regrets updating her laptop.
Kramer gets an E-Bike to deliver food on; Jerry is asked to wear a mask after coughing and George gets a dirty look.
Elaine regrets updating her laptop.