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dj joint custody
@seinfald.bsky.social
i’ve never seen seinfeld
Call me Peter Griffin the way I’m at the Lois point of my life
January 6, 2024 at 3:43 PM
day & night the lonely homer maggie lisa bart and wife
January 1, 2024 at 2:18 PM
call me burger the way I court her and pound her
November 22, 2023 at 1:31 AM
November 8, 2023 at 2:29 AM
what if i had 4 daughters and called them love, angel, music and baby
October 4, 2023 at 11:32 AM
call me impact font the way i make that bottom text
September 30, 2023 at 7:37 AM
can't i just text saul or email him instead
September 27, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Drink like Peter 🍺
Smoke like Brian 🚬
Think like Stewie 🧠
Swag like Lois 💅
Fuck like Quagmire 💦
September 15, 2023 at 5:35 AM
even when im at my lois i can still meg shit happen
September 13, 2023 at 1:18 PM
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.
September 11, 2023 at 4:41 PM
burger and car moment
September 8, 2023 at 4:31 AM
saying "kill yourself" is not a death threat for the same reason a mcdonalds advertisement isn't a burger threat. I am making. a suggestion 🙄 you're the informed consumer make your own choice
September 6, 2023 at 2:56 PM
be so blunt they can smoke your truth
September 4, 2023 at 11:12 AM
before making a joke, be sure to ask yourself: is this O.K. to say?

𝗢nly funny to me
𝗞ind of mean
September 3, 2023 at 5:52 AM
bluesky… where the 🍃at
September 3, 2023 at 1:44 AM