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I finished all of @zoeydraven.bsky.social's books on Kindle Unlimited and now idk what to do with my life
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I finished all of @zoeydraven.bsky.social's books on Kindle Unlimited and now idk what to do with my life
And nary a nip was slipped
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
And nary a nip was slipped
You ever have a really good poop on an automatic toilet and then it flushes before you get to see it and it makes you sad bc you don't get to appreciate your accomplishments?
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You ever have a really good poop on an automatic toilet and then it flushes before you get to see it and it makes you sad bc you don't get to appreciate your accomplishments?
Reading books to toddlers is always like
a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera with the words `` another one '' written above him .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera with the words `` another one '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reading books to toddlers is always like
Big fan of Prince Charming from Shrek 2 joining the Minnesota Vikings cheerleading team
August 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Big fan of Prince Charming from Shrek 2 joining the Minnesota Vikings cheerleading team
My serial killer quality is that I send Facebook reels to my friends on messenger like I'm a 64 year old suburban dad
May 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My serial killer quality is that I send Facebook reels to my friends on messenger like I'm a 64 year old suburban dad
Stores names that piss me off:
Total Wine and More
If it's totally wine, there is no more
Total Wine and More
If it's totally wine, there is no more
May 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Stores names that piss me off:
Total Wine and More
If it's totally wine, there is no more
Total Wine and More
If it's totally wine, there is no more
The worst part of doing laundry is changing your sheets but the best part of doing laundry is having freshly changed sheets
April 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The worst part of doing laundry is changing your sheets but the best part of doing laundry is having freshly changed sheets
My toxic trait is still sending Facebook memes to my friends over FB Messenger
April 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My toxic trait is still sending Facebook memes to my friends over FB Messenger
The Truman Show is my favorite Frankenstein Adaptation
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Truman Show is my favorite Frankenstein Adaptation
When your favorite author is holding the last book for ransom #tessadare #historicalromance
March 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
When your favorite author is holding the last book for ransom #tessadare #historicalromance
That grub hub ad about the two delivery guys commenting on how often someone orders is literally my worst fear
March 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That grub hub ad about the two delivery guys commenting on how often someone orders is literally my worst fear
My awareness stats are either a dirty 30 or a nat 1 and there's no in between
March 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My awareness stats are either a dirty 30 or a nat 1 and there's no in between
Starting a new journal on new year's or your birthday hits harder than cocaine
February 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Starting a new journal on new year's or your birthday hits harder than cocaine
Felt shitty. Did my makeup. Now I feel ✨shitty✨
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Felt shitty. Did my makeup. Now I feel ✨shitty✨