Sedona Violet
@sedonaviolet.bsky.social
A Professional Conversationalist With A Taste For The Existential & Kinky
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Sedona Violet
@sedonaviolet.bsky.social
Β· Jan 9
The universe likes to whisper sweet nothings in my ear and I am nothing if not romantic
You should see her brothers nose!
March 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You should see her brothers nose!
You were right, she wanted to go outside πππ
March 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You were right, she wanted to go outside πππ
I can't tell if these are puppy eyes or Ehrlich terror eyes
March 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I can't tell if these are puppy eyes or Ehrlich terror eyes
We must remember we are working with a generation of No Child Left Behind kids. They were literally engineered to be stupid.
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We must remember we are working with a generation of No Child Left Behind kids. They were literally engineered to be stupid.
The only dad jokes I like are dead dad jokes because I'm gonna get something out of this relationship.
March 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The only dad jokes I like are dead dad jokes because I'm gonna get something out of this relationship.
This is the best pizza in town because there are no pizza places in town, so of course, 'MY' pizza reigns supreme.
March 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the best pizza in town because there are no pizza places in town, so of course, 'MY' pizza reigns supreme.
I live in a literal dream
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I live in a literal dream
Just told a man to go stroke with Vicks Vapor rub. I feel good.
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just told a man to go stroke with Vicks Vapor rub. I feel good.
Sometimes, I don't block. I just delete the conversation thread so you know that I've silenced you.
March 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sometimes, I don't block. I just delete the conversation thread so you know that I've silenced you.
I desperately need everyone to get a sense of humor, expeditiously
March 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I desperately need everyone to get a sense of humor, expeditiously
You are made of multitudes, its just that most of them are multiples of 1
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You are made of multitudes, its just that most of them are multiples of 1
Damn not our favorite little sister πππ
βHarriet the Spyβ star Michelle Trachtenberg has died, the New York Post reports. She was 39.
Michelle Trachtenberg, βGossip Girlβ and βBuffy the Vampire Slayerβ actress, dead at 39
Police sources told The Post Wednesday that the actressβs death is not being investigated as suspicious.
pagesix.com
February 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Damn not our favorite little sister πππ
Fuck Bernie Sanders from the bottom of my heart. You all may have short memories, but I don't. He's a big part of why we got Trump the first time so yeah he can suck my clit.
February 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuck Bernie Sanders from the bottom of my heart. You all may have short memories, but I don't. He's a big part of why we got Trump the first time so yeah he can suck my clit.
Lol you should see its spiky cousin the soursop. You'll have warlike flashbacks of your time on the toilet.
February 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Lol you should see its spiky cousin the soursop. You'll have warlike flashbacks of your time on the toilet.
I remembered there was a custard apple hidden on a low branch. It's rare to get one of this ripe from the tree. Usually, the monkeys and birds have gotten to them first.
February 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I remembered there was a custard apple hidden on a low branch. It's rare to get one of this ripe from the tree. Usually, the monkeys and birds have gotten to them first.
I love my Jersey accent
a man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have ... new jersey
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have ... new jersey
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love my Jersey accent
Hoe shit is calling my name
February 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hoe shit is calling my name
Gen-z has killed fandom
February 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Gen-z has killed fandom
It looked like this for exactly 3 mins
February 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It looked like this for exactly 3 mins
Oooooo look at Doechii looking cunt
February 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oooooo look at Doechii looking cunt
It must be an xy thing in general π€¦πΎββοΈ
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It must be an xy thing in general π€¦πΎββοΈ
Sometimes I forget my girl dog is, in fact, a dog. So when she does gross dog shit, I am always shocked. Clutching my pearls and in disbelief. Like girl....what are you doing??? That's dumb boy dog shit. π€¦πΎββοΈ
February 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sometimes I forget my girl dog is, in fact, a dog. So when she does gross dog shit, I am always shocked. Clutching my pearls and in disbelief. Like girl....what are you doing??? That's dumb boy dog shit. π€¦πΎββοΈ