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'Selina said you’re like human asbestos and you belong in a special crèche with Rita Ora.'
Have some self respect you absolute beg.
March 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Have some self respect you absolute beg.
Rugby Union players have such shit haircuts.
February 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Rugby Union players have such shit haircuts.
Coronation Street fans hearing Eastenders bang on about its 40th birthday.
February 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Coronation Street fans hearing Eastenders bang on about its 40th birthday.
Why is giving something away for free on Gumtree such a harrowing experience?
February 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why is giving something away for free on Gumtree such a harrowing experience?
The Sam Kerr case just really shines a light on how desperate some white guys are to try and hypothesise a situation where they would feel the need to call someone "stupid and black" and then speculate about how unfairly they'd be treated in the aftermath. Like what are you all so worried about?
February 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The Sam Kerr case just really shines a light on how desperate some white guys are to try and hypothesise a situation where they would feel the need to call someone "stupid and black" and then speculate about how unfairly they'd be treated in the aftermath. Like what are you all so worried about?
Comedians who also do straight acting roles. Pick a side, I beg of you.
February 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Comedians who also do straight acting roles. Pick a side, I beg of you.
It's centrifugal motion, it's perpetual bliss, it's that pivotal moment, it's, ahhh, subliminal, this baby, this baby, it's criminal, this baby, baby, it's unstoppable.
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
It's centrifugal motion, it's perpetual bliss, it's that pivotal moment, it's, ahhh, subliminal, this baby, this baby, it's criminal, this baby, baby, it's unstoppable.
Pub beer gardens closing at 10 is pure evil
December 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Pub beer gardens closing at 10 is pure evil
Urgh I knew they were going to do this.
‘Middle class women of a certain age’ reclaim Gregg Wallace insult – and wear it with pride
‘Middle class women of a certain age’ reclaim Gregg Wallace insult – and wear it with pride
Since the MasterChef host provoked fury with his comments, the internet has fought back with an explosion of merchandise
It was an attempt to defuse a deeply damaging situation. But Gregg Wallace’s claim that complaints of inappropriate behaviour made…
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Urgh I knew they were going to do this.
Apparently this cough I've had for 36 years is just post nasal drip.
December 12, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Apparently this cough I've had for 36 years is just post nasal drip.
What kind of class traitor grasses someone up in McDonalds!?
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
What kind of class traitor grasses someone up in McDonalds!?
They should do a San Pellegrino vape that tastes of fizzy water.
December 6, 2024 at 9:35 PM
They should do a San Pellegrino vape that tastes of fizzy water.
No new followers today
December 3, 2024 at 10:06 PM
No new followers today
When Gregg Wallace asked his female colleague how lesbians have sex, he basically admitted he's never a made a woman cum. That's the real take away in all of this.
December 3, 2024 at 2:27 PM
When Gregg Wallace asked his female colleague how lesbians have sex, he basically admitted he's never a made a woman cum. That's the real take away in all of this.
No I don't think I will, thank you
November 30, 2024 at 3:44 PM
No I don't think I will, thank you
Swarla has had the same cultural impact as Brookside 1994 lesbian kiss.
November 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Swarla has had the same cultural impact as Brookside 1994 lesbian kiss.
Riding the Mildmay Line.
November 28, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Riding the Mildmay Line.
Men, you can't put your bag on a seat during peak hours on the SUFFRAGETTE LINE of all places.
November 28, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Men, you can't put your bag on a seat during peak hours on the SUFFRAGETTE LINE of all places.
Tony Mortimer could write Babe but Gary Barlow could never write House Of Love.
November 27, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Tony Mortimer could write Babe but Gary Barlow could never write House Of Love.
Just saw your new boyfriend watching the High Performance Podcast on his phone whilst riding TFL's newly christened "Weaver Line".
November 26, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Just saw your new boyfriend watching the High Performance Podcast on his phone whilst riding TFL's newly christened "Weaver Line".
I did like that Boybands Forever doco but i did also find it funny that you'd get people on it being like "...and then we heard him sing for the first time and the tone of his voice reduced me to tears". And then it'd be a clip of Lee from Blue doing the most bang average vocal you've ever heard.
November 25, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I did like that Boybands Forever doco but i did also find it funny that you'd get people on it being like "...and then we heard him sing for the first time and the tone of his voice reduced me to tears". And then it'd be a clip of Lee from Blue doing the most bang average vocal you've ever heard.
Cirque De Soleil gives me the willies.
November 25, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Cirque De Soleil gives me the willies.
Low key obsessed with Pret's commitment to having no queueing system in place.
November 23, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Low key obsessed with Pret's commitment to having no queueing system in place.
Saw your new boyfriend on BBC Breakfast this morning, talking about how he picked up ringworm at his local barber.
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Saw your new boyfriend on BBC Breakfast this morning, talking about how he picked up ringworm at his local barber.
Trailblazing drag queen who can pen a gorgeous folk tune but also sells weapons and military grade equipment. Joan Arms-a-Trader.
November 22, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Trailblazing drag queen who can pen a gorgeous folk tune but also sells weapons and military grade equipment. Joan Arms-a-Trader.