Harry
secretfox23.bsky.social
Harry
@secretfox23.bsky.social
30 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
Yearning for when everyone just posted about their lunch
You cannot pet the dog in Monopoly.

He's a well respected businessman and landlord. Show some respect.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
As I followed the party of 7 feat. 3 kids + pram without a reservation into the very busy restaurant, I blessed the head waiter with a "table for 1, please" (everyone started clapping)
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Currently losing my mind in Czech Tesco
I popped to Lidl earlier for the same reason. I saw there was a big Tesco on google maps but just seeing the pics made it feel like a tear in reality
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My favourite thing about making toast in a hotel toaster is the constant fear you're about to burn everything down despite the fact the bread never seems to be toasting until, suddenly, it's charcoal
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Hello from Prague where I've started strong with a classic Czech dish: jollof rice with roast chicken and fried plantain
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I hope all my airport crushes are having a nice holiday
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Always surprises me when whichever one is the man out of Cost and Mayor dances good because his face just makes me assume he can't
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you fly from a UK airport on Remembrance Sunday they don't let you fly if you're not wearing a poppy :/
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Personally I don't mind food served on e.g. chopping boards. So long as it's not, like, soup. And even then, what an immersive experience wow
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Straight Pride Parade in London today (Lord Mayor's Show)
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The mismatch between a character you imagine and who they cast is so jarring. Like they made River hot in Slow Horses and now I keep seeing Jack Lowden online and thinking wow he's so hot
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'll give you 3 guesses which 2 cities I'm visiting next week
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Out of office has been on since midday but lads, I'm officially OFF 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Aggghhhhh
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Things are a bit heated at this morning's standup/standoff 😾🗣
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Personally, if I was a Faithful, I would rather be correct about who the Traitors are than win a single penny #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Nick in his little ventriloquist dummy suit 🥺 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sorry that my camera's off in this meeting, I'm not fully in control of my facial expressions due to present company
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Blessed with a student loans refund email. I hope I get back something silly like 21p
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by Harry
Never forget:
July 25, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Love a toilet cubicle with a door that opens inward, full gymnastics routine to get in and out
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Just read the quote "our working lives are now so long that one career isn't enough" and I feel SICK 😖
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There's something so satisfying to me about seeing quiz show contestants being corrected 😌
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Was reminded about The Cramp Twins and a thought struck and I cannot unsee it
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM