sebastian
@sebcanem.bsky.social
gay guy of canine experience
brooklyn
brooklyn
no! you have music autism (positive)
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
no! you have music autism (positive)
What, exactly, are you going ‘up, up, up’ to
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What, exactly, are you going ‘up, up, up’ to
I say this with a heart full of love and well-wishes… but pups love choosing the worst songs in the world for their Instagram posts
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I say this with a heart full of love and well-wishes… but pups love choosing the worst songs in the world for their Instagram posts
Heated Rivalry has revealed that all my girlfriends are fujoshis and now I’m thinking I should invite them to Wrecked
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Heated Rivalry has revealed that all my girlfriends are fujoshis and now I’m thinking I should invite them to Wrecked
The concept of making being a house cleaner your shtick and being bad at it… I’d ask for a refund on my cum
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The concept of making being a house cleaner your shtick and being bad at it… I’d ask for a refund on my cum
Considering inviting one of the Grindr “oooo sir please let me put on a maid outfit and scrub down your kitchen” people over because I don’t want to clean :/
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Considering inviting one of the Grindr “oooo sir please let me put on a maid outfit and scrub down your kitchen” people over because I don’t want to clean :/
Learning that people just say things that they don’t mean and having a hard time processing why anyone would do that
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Learning that people just say things that they don’t mean and having a hard time processing why anyone would do that
well is it a handsome penis
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
well is it a handsome penis
Growing up with the internet damaged me so bad
It’s the thing with the ears
It’s the thing with the ears
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Growing up with the internet damaged me so bad
It’s the thing with the ears
It’s the thing with the ears
Realized that one of my hood-on dance moves comes straight from caramelldansen and I had to sit down
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Realized that one of my hood-on dance moves comes straight from caramelldansen and I had to sit down
let’s celebrate about it next week :)
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
let’s celebrate about it next week :)
When a man tries giving me any command at all ever: 🤨
When a woman tells me to get on all fours for her in that grody East Williamsburg warehouse that gave me at least 4 kinds of heavy metal poisoning:
When a woman tells me to get on all fours for her in that grody East Williamsburg warehouse that gave me at least 4 kinds of heavy metal poisoning:
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When a man tries giving me any command at all ever: 🤨
When a woman tells me to get on all fours for her in that grody East Williamsburg warehouse that gave me at least 4 kinds of heavy metal poisoning:
When a woman tells me to get on all fours for her in that grody East Williamsburg warehouse that gave me at least 4 kinds of heavy metal poisoning:
but I like being grumpy mean dog.. :(
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
but I like being grumpy mean dog.. :(
also gun to my head (getting hit on by beautiful women) she asked what kind of dog I am and I said Doberman so I guess that’s the answer now
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
also gun to my head (getting hit on by beautiful women) she asked what kind of dog I am and I said Doberman so I guess that’s the answer now
Turns out I have it in me to do the “awrarara I’m a cute puppy tell me what to do :3” routine after all
But only for women
But only for women
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Turns out I have it in me to do the “awrarara I’m a cute puppy tell me what to do :3” routine after all
But only for women
But only for women
the desire to be a service pup is kicking my ass with regards to the subject, I’ll say that
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the desire to be a service pup is kicking my ass with regards to the subject, I’ll say that
People kept trying to smell my armpits over the weekend only to find either Bull’s Blood by Imaginary Authors or You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre d’Orange and while peer pressure hasn’t gotten to me yet, a part of me is kinda sad I couldn’t indulge those boys. I’m fighting a losing battle 😔
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People kept trying to smell my armpits over the weekend only to find either Bull’s Blood by Imaginary Authors or You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre d’Orange and while peer pressure hasn’t gotten to me yet, a part of me is kinda sad I couldn’t indulge those boys. I’m fighting a losing battle 😔
Turns out that what I needed was to make friends in their 30s and two weeks later I’m free from the ennui and back to dangerous levels of Living Deliciously so nevermind all that. Give that millennial a chance TODAY
very on the nose / eye-roll-inducing that I serendipitously find a Joan Didion essay to go along with whatever Big Emotion I’m feeling anyways I’m reading The White Album now
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Turns out that what I needed was to make friends in their 30s and two weeks later I’m free from the ennui and back to dangerous levels of Living Deliciously so nevermind all that. Give that millennial a chance TODAY
I feel like developing a smidge of religious psychosis this fall could be very chic, very baroque, very justifying the name (St.) Sebastian
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like developing a smidge of religious psychosis this fall could be very chic, very baroque, very justifying the name (St.) Sebastian
very on the nose / eye-roll-inducing that I serendipitously find a Joan Didion essay to go along with whatever Big Emotion I’m feeling anyways I’m reading The White Album now
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
very on the nose / eye-roll-inducing that I serendipitously find a Joan Didion essay to go along with whatever Big Emotion I’m feeling anyways I’m reading The White Album now
I’d love having the type of brain that lets you laugh at the CEO’s canned jokes during this town hall. My coworkers are having a ki. Being the average Applebee’s core suburban American must feel sooooo good.
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’d love having the type of brain that lets you laugh at the CEO’s canned jokes during this town hall. My coworkers are having a ki. Being the average Applebee’s core suburban American must feel sooooo good.
Making prolonged eye contact with a really hot guy :)
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
October 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Making prolonged eye contact with a really hot guy :)
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(