@seattlenobody.bsky.social
🏳️🌈, NSFW, blah blah blah
📍Seattle
📍Seattle
Why the fuck did I just get a jury duty summons when I just did it 2 years ago?! Anyway here's my butt. I'm angry.
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why the fuck did I just get a jury duty summons when I just did it 2 years ago?! Anyway here's my butt. I'm angry.
Need a master list of everyone who said they'd post dong if Mamdani won
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Need a master list of everyone who said they'd post dong if Mamdani won
Does anyone wanna be a hole for me? 🥺👉👈
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Does anyone wanna be a hole for me? 🥺👉👈
What if you all posted peen since it's FCF and the last day of Jocktober 🥺👉👈
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What if you all posted peen since it's FCF and the last day of Jocktober 🥺👉👈
I need to see more dong. Please share dong. Give dong. Dong dong dong.
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I need to see more dong. Please share dong. Give dong. Dong dong dong.
Ok y'all need to seriously get it together cause it's FCF and I haven't been sent photos of all my friends big beautiful penises yet and frankly that's unacceptable 🙎♂️
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ok y'all need to seriously get it together cause it's FCF and I haven't been sent photos of all my friends big beautiful penises yet and frankly that's unacceptable 🙎♂️
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
October 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
Oh wait y'all are actually obsessed with her 💀
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Oh wait y'all are actually obsessed with her 💀
SIR!
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
SIR!
I think I might be a little hairy... #softiesunday
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think I might be a little hairy... #softiesunday
Happy fcf
September 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Happy fcf
Somebody help him!!
Today's my birthday... Send me a spicy nude to help celebrate? 😈
September 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Somebody help him!!
Y'all better whip those dicks out after showing off those VPLs...
September 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Y'all better whip those dicks out after showing off those VPLs...
I also took a solo pic 😜
September 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I also took a solo pic 😜
Should @bjornbjorg.bsky.social and I go to Steam PDX tonight? 🤔
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Should @bjornbjorg.bsky.social and I go to Steam PDX tonight? 🤔
Haha what if some of you auditioned to sing with the Men's Chorus either tonight or Saturday haha what if 👀
(Putting this on my ho account cause I have more reach here 🤣)
(Putting this on my ho account cause I have more reach here 🤣)
September 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Haha what if some of you auditioned to sing with the Men's Chorus either tonight or Saturday haha what if 👀
(Putting this on my ho account cause I have more reach here 🤣)
(Putting this on my ho account cause I have more reach here 🤣)
I love going to gay camp and doing gay shit in the woods ❤️ There's no place quite like TRC 🌈⛺
September 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I love going to gay camp and doing gay shit in the woods ❤️ There's no place quite like TRC 🌈⛺
What if I put a load in someone tonight haha but like what if 👀
August 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What if I put a load in someone tonight haha but like what if 👀
Suck my Dick Saturday? Is that a thing?
August 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Suck my Dick Saturday? Is that a thing?
Wait hold on I need to see more bush...
No like y'all truly do not understand, if you don't post a photo like this under this post I WILL die 😞
July 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait hold on I need to see more bush...
Begging Seattle gay bars to stop using AI slop for all of their events posters 😭
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Begging Seattle gay bars to stop using AI slop for all of their events posters 😭
🎵 His coconut gun can fire in spurts 🎵 🥵 (been playing too much Donkey Kong)
July 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🎵 His coconut gun can fire in spurts 🎵 🥵 (been playing too much Donkey Kong)
Should I have worn the pouch underwear to work all day? Probably not. Whoops.
July 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Should I have worn the pouch underwear to work all day? Probably not. Whoops.
I got three (3) loads 😌
Anyone wanna touch butts at Naked Night tonight?
July 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I got three (3) loads 😌