Seaspray
@seasprayg1.bsky.social
seaspray
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Seaspray
@seasprayg1.bsky.social
· Aug 12
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Just found out that this place has cable, whoever was here really liked watching TV, but we're too busy playing Monopoly.
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Just found out that this place has cable, whoever was here really liked watching TV, but we're too busy playing Monopoly.
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This abandoned factory Seaspray found and set up shop in is pretty cozy, it certainly beats living in a million year old wrecked Minicon ship on the moon
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
This abandoned factory Seaspray found and set up shop in is pretty cozy, it certainly beats living in a million year old wrecked Minicon ship on the moon
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I am sending out this message in hopes there ARE others, I have scheduled maintenance within the Elite Guard's security systems which should then give me time to find out what's REALLY going on.
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I am sending out this message in hopes there ARE others, I have scheduled maintenance within the Elite Guard's security systems which should then give me time to find out what's REALLY going on.
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Curious...
The original timeline merged with the one with the Unicron Universe...
Vector Prime, if only he were here, he'd help me understand.
I think, I should organise a team...
The original timeline merged with the one with the Unicron Universe...
Vector Prime, if only he were here, he'd help me understand.
I think, I should organise a team...
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Curious...
The original timeline merged with the one with the Unicron Universe...
Vector Prime, if only he were here, he'd help me understand.
I think, I should organise a team...
The original timeline merged with the one with the Unicron Universe...
Vector Prime, if only he were here, he'd help me understand.
I think, I should organise a team...
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they fucken gutted him man
they took away his thing
buddy i'm so sorry
they took away his thing
buddy i'm so sorry
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
they fucken gutted him man
they took away his thing
buddy i'm so sorry
they took away his thing
buddy i'm so sorry
I think it's time to answer some questions.
Leave them below and I'll answer as best as I can.
Leave them below and I'll answer as best as I can.
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I think it's time to answer some questions.
Leave them below and I'll answer as best as I can.
Leave them below and I'll answer as best as I can.
Just read up on Sentinel "Magnus" on this monitor.
How can anyone put up with him?
How can anyone put up with him?
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Just read up on Sentinel "Magnus" on this monitor.
How can anyone put up with him?
How can anyone put up with him?
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January 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I remember now!
Wheeljack made a of teleporter, he didn't know that it could do this, he thought it was local teleportation.
Me and Hound offered to try and Wheeljack agreed, Hound went first and he was somehow fine.
Then I went, I apparently experienced some temporal anomaly.
That's my story.
Wheeljack made a of teleporter, he didn't know that it could do this, he thought it was local teleportation.
Me and Hound offered to try and Wheeljack agreed, Hound went first and he was somehow fine.
Then I went, I apparently experienced some temporal anomaly.
That's my story.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I remember now!
Wheeljack made a of teleporter, he didn't know that it could do this, he thought it was local teleportation.
Me and Hound offered to try and Wheeljack agreed, Hound went first and he was somehow fine.
Then I went, I apparently experienced some temporal anomaly.
That's my story.
Wheeljack made a of teleporter, he didn't know that it could do this, he thought it was local teleportation.
Me and Hound offered to try and Wheeljack agreed, Hound went first and he was somehow fine.
Then I went, I apparently experienced some temporal anomaly.
That's my story.
Reposted by Seaspray
I know what I must do. The Space Bridge is opened.
Set course to Universe TF-A-26122007.
Set course to Universe TF-A-26122007.
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I know what I must do. The Space Bridge is opened.
Set course to Universe TF-A-26122007.
Set course to Universe TF-A-26122007.
Huh...Wh- What? This is impossible...
I awaken...
A voice calls out. An echo? Yes. That's it... An echo...
A mere Autobot needs me. I shall be there soon...
A voice calls out. An echo? Yes. That's it... An echo...
A mere Autobot needs me. I shall be there soon...
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Huh...Wh- What? This is impossible...
Thinking of Beachcomber again, good friend to have.
Sometimes I think he'd like it here where it's peaceful and nature is just beautiful.
Now I get why he's a pacifist, all this fighting... It never ends and I think I see Gears' or Huffer's views too.
Oh Primus, I miss them..
I miss them all...
Sometimes I think he'd like it here where it's peaceful and nature is just beautiful.
Now I get why he's a pacifist, all this fighting... It never ends and I think I see Gears' or Huffer's views too.
Oh Primus, I miss them..
I miss them all...
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Thinking of Beachcomber again, good friend to have.
Sometimes I think he'd like it here where it's peaceful and nature is just beautiful.
Now I get why he's a pacifist, all this fighting... It never ends and I think I see Gears' or Huffer's views too.
Oh Primus, I miss them..
I miss them all...
Sometimes I think he'd like it here where it's peaceful and nature is just beautiful.
Now I get why he's a pacifist, all this fighting... It never ends and I think I see Gears' or Huffer's views too.
Oh Primus, I miss them..
I miss them all...
You know, this place looks neat, I've set up some sort of base here using whatever was left.
I found this television though, cable included and also this.. entertainment system? What kind of autobots use entertainment systems?
I CAN think of one though. I miss that Beetle.
I found this television though, cable included and also this.. entertainment system? What kind of autobots use entertainment systems?
I CAN think of one though. I miss that Beetle.
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
You know, this place looks neat, I've set up some sort of base here using whatever was left.
I found this television though, cable included and also this.. entertainment system? What kind of autobots use entertainment systems?
I CAN think of one though. I miss that Beetle.
I found this television though, cable included and also this.. entertainment system? What kind of autobots use entertainment systems?
I CAN think of one though. I miss that Beetle.
Test, test...
2nd transmission set to... anyone BUT the Decepticons.
2nd transmission set to... anyone BUT the Decepticons.
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Test, test...
2nd transmission set to... anyone BUT the Decepticons.
2nd transmission set to... anyone BUT the Decepticons.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GOT HIM
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GOT HIM
Hello, Cybertron Elite Guard, this is Seaspray, Autobot Naval Defense.
Can you hear me? Respond if you can, I'm not from this world and I need to speak to somebody who knows my situation.
Thank you, over and out.
Can you hear me? Respond if you can, I'm not from this world and I need to speak to somebody who knows my situation.
Thank you, over and out.
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Hello, Cybertron Elite Guard, this is Seaspray, Autobot Naval Defense.
Can you hear me? Respond if you can, I'm not from this world and I need to speak to somebody who knows my situation.
Thank you, over and out.
Can you hear me? Respond if you can, I'm not from this world and I need to speak to somebody who knows my situation.
Thank you, over and out.
Day 9:
So I just found out from some transmissions that this is known as the "Cybertron Elite Guard". From what I gather, this community formed after the Cybertron War, interesting.
Perhaps I could get in communication with them, good idea?
...Probably, I'll see if I can get this up and running..
So I just found out from some transmissions that this is known as the "Cybertron Elite Guard". From what I gather, this community formed after the Cybertron War, interesting.
Perhaps I could get in communication with them, good idea?
...Probably, I'll see if I can get this up and running..
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Day 9:
So I just found out from some transmissions that this is known as the "Cybertron Elite Guard". From what I gather, this community formed after the Cybertron War, interesting.
Perhaps I could get in communication with them, good idea?
...Probably, I'll see if I can get this up and running..
So I just found out from some transmissions that this is known as the "Cybertron Elite Guard". From what I gather, this community formed after the Cybertron War, interesting.
Perhaps I could get in communication with them, good idea?
...Probably, I'll see if I can get this up and running..
Day 8.
Day 6 was uneventful and yesterday my communicator was damaged by some idiot throwing a snow-like beverage, and I had to source parts from a local scrapyard...
Hey... speaking of local... on my travels I DID see an old factory, looks rough but I think it may be a good place to camp out...
Day 6 was uneventful and yesterday my communicator was damaged by some idiot throwing a snow-like beverage, and I had to source parts from a local scrapyard...
Hey... speaking of local... on my travels I DID see an old factory, looks rough but I think it may be a good place to camp out...
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Day 8.
Day 6 was uneventful and yesterday my communicator was damaged by some idiot throwing a snow-like beverage, and I had to source parts from a local scrapyard...
Hey... speaking of local... on my travels I DID see an old factory, looks rough but I think it may be a good place to camp out...
Day 6 was uneventful and yesterday my communicator was damaged by some idiot throwing a snow-like beverage, and I had to source parts from a local scrapyard...
Hey... speaking of local... on my travels I DID see an old factory, looks rough but I think it may be a good place to camp out...
Haha lol
January 15, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Haha lol
Day...
Communcator... Disrepair... Water Damage probably caused by...
Still no way to get... Can't find...
May offer... in exchange for...
Seaspray.... and out.
Communcator... Disrepair... Water Damage probably caused by...
Still no way to get... Can't find...
May offer... in exchange for...
Seaspray.... and out.
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Day...
Communcator... Disrepair... Water Damage probably caused by...
Still no way to get... Can't find...
May offer... in exchange for...
Seaspray.... and out.
Communcator... Disrepair... Water Damage probably caused by...
Still no way to get... Can't find...
May offer... in exchange for...
Seaspray.... and out.
Day 5:
Still no luck.
However, I have asked a few locals about where in Detroit I was and the responses I got were... quite vulgar.
First off, rude. And second of all, is there anyone that can offer directions around these parts?
Still no luck.
However, I have asked a few locals about where in Detroit I was and the responses I got were... quite vulgar.
First off, rude. And second of all, is there anyone that can offer directions around these parts?
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Day 5:
Still no luck.
However, I have asked a few locals about where in Detroit I was and the responses I got were... quite vulgar.
First off, rude. And second of all, is there anyone that can offer directions around these parts?
Still no luck.
However, I have asked a few locals about where in Detroit I was and the responses I got were... quite vulgar.
First off, rude. And second of all, is there anyone that can offer directions around these parts?
Where is this "Optimus Prime?"
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Where is this "Optimus Prime?"
Day 3:
No chance, although I have been observing things for a while. Turns out that a figure named "Sentinel Magnus" had taken over Autobot reign, and that he "has his head up his aft." Which doesn't seem very pleasing to hear...
Everyone looks so different here, am I the weird one in this place?
No chance, although I have been observing things for a while. Turns out that a figure named "Sentinel Magnus" had taken over Autobot reign, and that he "has his head up his aft." Which doesn't seem very pleasing to hear...
Everyone looks so different here, am I the weird one in this place?
Day 2:
Apparently I've traveled from one Earth to another, I'm no longer at the Ark. but rather a city called "Detroit". I've met a different Powerglide who was helpful enough to clear things up for me.
Apparently I've traveled from one Earth to another, I'm no longer at the Ark. but rather a city called "Detroit". I've met a different Powerglide who was helpful enough to clear things up for me.
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Day 3:
No chance, although I have been observing things for a while. Turns out that a figure named "Sentinel Magnus" had taken over Autobot reign, and that he "has his head up his aft." Which doesn't seem very pleasing to hear...
Everyone looks so different here, am I the weird one in this place?
No chance, although I have been observing things for a while. Turns out that a figure named "Sentinel Magnus" had taken over Autobot reign, and that he "has his head up his aft." Which doesn't seem very pleasing to hear...
Everyone looks so different here, am I the weird one in this place?
Day 2:
Apparently I've traveled from one Earth to another, I'm no longer at the Ark. but rather a city called "Detroit". I've met a different Powerglide who was helpful enough to clear things up for me.
Apparently I've traveled from one Earth to another, I'm no longer at the Ark. but rather a city called "Detroit". I've met a different Powerglide who was helpful enough to clear things up for me.
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Day 2:
Apparently I've traveled from one Earth to another, I'm no longer at the Ark. but rather a city called "Detroit". I've met a different Powerglide who was helpful enough to clear things up for me.
Apparently I've traveled from one Earth to another, I'm no longer at the Ark. but rather a city called "Detroit". I've met a different Powerglide who was helpful enough to clear things up for me.
WHAT'S SEASPRAY'S ARC?
In a setting of TFA characters, I think I'm the only G1 character that's here.
The idea was that somehow, Seaspray becomes a dimensional anomaly, wobbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
That's all from me.
In a setting of TFA characters, I think I'm the only G1 character that's here.
The idea was that somehow, Seaspray becomes a dimensional anomaly, wobbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
That's all from me.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
WHAT'S SEASPRAY'S ARC?
In a setting of TFA characters, I think I'm the only G1 character that's here.
The idea was that somehow, Seaspray becomes a dimensional anomaly, wobbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
That's all from me.
In a setting of TFA characters, I think I'm the only G1 character that's here.
The idea was that somehow, Seaspray becomes a dimensional anomaly, wobbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
That's all from me.